Human Disaster

Spoilers; Really

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Your pets only love you because you feed them”

Yeah well that’s also how your relationship with your parents starts out but more stuff happens after that doesn’t it

[kesselshpil]

Hold still, kid

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[pantheratigrisaltaica]

for those curious, this is joanne, a 15-year-old sumatran tiger currently living at phoenix zoo. it's very sweet to see her playing and tumbling around like this at her age -- she's got some people taking care of her if she still has this energy at that age.

i did see some users in the notes who were concerned about her looking 'scrawny', or wondering if she's maybe a juvenile -- far from it! at 15, joanne is very much considered a geriatric tiger; she's a grandma. she is, however, a sumatran tiger (panthera tigris sumatrae) -- sumatrans are the smallest extant subspecies of tiger, built more for the sweltering jungles of sumatra than the blistering cold of the amur river or the dense forests and mangrove swamps of south asia.

when you're used to seeing amur or amur-bengal hybrid ('generic') tigers on television or online, most of which are often overfed and overweight, a sumatran is going to look a bit weird, but joanne looks to be in wonderful shape -- look at those muscles flex and that coat shimmer when she moves! that's a healthy old lady for sure. props to joanne's keepers for taking such good care of her.

[fic-dumpster]

[bytedykes]

[ID: Meme using a screenshot from Toy Story 3. Barbie looks through Ken's clothing as Ken is tied to a paddle ball toy, stripped to his underwear. Barbie is labeled, "me doing my chores," and Ken is labeled, "the pathetic fictional man who is stuck in my thoughts so i can keep going". /end ID]

[rob-thedairyqueen]

[ID addition: I think it’s very important to note that the underwear in question is a pair of heart boxers. /end addition]

[prokopetz]

"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.

[eternally-conflicted]

You severely underestimate the effect of typos and incorrect tenses on my libido

[alekzmx]

forever crushing on Paul Rudd (Twelfth Night, or What You Will)

[xcathenny]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Until he got into the pool, I honestly thought this was just a set of wrestling gifs of somebody’s entrance.

[majorgenerally]

I was like, Who’s this Paul Rudd looking mf? And then it was Paul Rudd

[samreich]

it is my professional obligation to share with you my latest dumbass song

[sariahsue]

@sketchy-panda​

[carpisuns-archive]

[echoesofsaturn]

as my final act of love, I will swallow every "please stay" and turn it into silence so you don't feel trapped by my ache

[andmaybegayer]

measure once cut also once, no prablem

[andmaybegayer]

#i know i already reblogged this but i need to like. cross stitch it or carve it into wood or quilt it or something

concept for a vcarving project

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

no i get you this was perfectly centered when i wrote it

[shaydh]

I have done the cross stitch

[open-windows]

come with me hold my hand. listen. the age gap is sometimes part of why the ship is so good. that’s okay. god isn’t going to smite you for liking an age gap relationship between fictional characters. go now. be free from the mind prison you’ve locked yourself in

[vulcartist]

I translated the Ea-Nasir complaint into vulcan and engraved it in on a cooper plate

[tournevis-real]

The tumblrest sentence I have ever seen

[becherdireinen]

nobody talks about how exhausting it is to live in that space between "things will get better" and "i can't handle this anymore." it's like your emotions are constantly swinging. leaving you both hopeful and defeated in the same day.

[sawed-on-shotgun]

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

[wetheurban]

You will heal. You will create again. You will wake up genuinely excited about your life. You will laugh again. You will get out of survival mode. You will trust yourself again. You will get your spark back. You will find your way back to yourself. You will. You will. You will.

[girldraki]

[leavethepuddle]

@sarumans

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image IDs: Image #1: Tweet from precocious peter (@/ w0rldmap) on May 12, 2026 reading: Just heard a strange podcast where the host was singing and playing guitar the whole time? and it was only 3 minutes long

Image #2: Tumblr tag reading: ah yes the weather we've all heard of it /End IDs]

[icaseybaybee]

[jadechasegranger]