maybe it's clinical depression

hi my name is emily and i want to drive a zamboni off into the sunset with a soft bro20 something | infp

[spider-men]

Hey, I’m alive! 😬

[shamro]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[jurassicbarnes-archives]

you ever just click on a fanfic and read the first word and go “shut up” and exit

[handsmotif]

the novelty of having a pet will never wear off on me i’ve had animals my entire life for 23 entire years and i still sometimes stop and go holy fuck there is just a little guy in my house

[throwbackblr]

[itszonez]

Lady Gaga as Patrizia Reggiani in House of Gucci dir. Ridley Scott (2021)

[11-515]

[granch]

dr. crusher off the shits

[sandsvendor100]

I’m Not Addicted To Eating The Fine Crust Off A Meat N Cheese Creme Brûlée I Can Stop Any Damn Time I Please

[sandsvendor100]

Fuuuuuck

[maevesamy]

when none of ur friends watch the shows u watch so u have no one to scream with:

[wattse]

To YOU its a ufo. I know what it is

[inquisitiveg]

Naomie Harris attends the Spectre German Premiere on October 28, 2015 in Berlin, Germany.

[margotgifs]

[wackywizardz]

there is something so so funny about my wonderful quails

[wackywizardz]

[samgirard]

└ I’ve been asking NHL players what their biggest impulse purchase has been over the last 12 months. Colorado Avalanche rookie Cale Makar’s answer was so pure.

“Umm.. the other day I was driving and I stopped to buy myself a slurpee. I wouldn’t usually do that, but I did.”