:3

[spideredly]

GUYS where is the love for All Quiet on the Western Front???

there's like nothing about it and it's high-key depressing :(((

[spideredly]

if you were a cannibal would it be more romantic for you to eat your partner or not eat your partner. asking for a friend

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to punch you me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to kick you me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmas…

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch…….

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to call you mean names me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it’s been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn………….

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we’re violent just for the fun of it ! me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: you’re all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to spread rumors about you me *getting out my tube of rash cream*: don’t force me to give you a Chinese Whistling Garden

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are about to physically assault you me *pulling out cantaloupe*: seems like you rapscallions have never heard of the Screaming Astronaut

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to commit felonies me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*: I’m sorry you all have to experience the Kansas Turnpike …

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and you’re going to get the Rick Astley’s Crochet

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism! me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket*: I don’t normally do this but I’ll enjoy giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfield

[animalbody]

if theres a day i dont reblog this assume i died

[spideredly]

people keep trying to teach me chess. no. it's better when you don't know how to play.

like yes that horse was always there. no I didn't eat your piece. no I have nothing in my mouth. stop that. this guy's immortal now. yes that is how that works.

[incorrectuksies]

crutchie: do you ever think about these things before you say them, or just...?

albert: yeah, i do. i think "wow, that's brilliant. i should say that out loud." and then i do, and it's spectacular. it exceeds my expectations.

[your-least-favorite-poet]

randomly got really emotional about how under appreciated Crutchie is

like he’s such a strong character do you know how much persistence it takes to stay as kind as he is through all the shit he puts up with?

and he’s ABSOLUTELY Manhattan’s second in command, i love Race but he isn’t responsible enough for that shit

he’s not a baby and he’s not weak or helpless and he’s undoubtedly doing so much for the Manhattan newsies even if we don’t see it

and none of this is coherent because i’m way too emotional about it and i’m crying rn

[yourgirlinpieces]

yeah alcohol is cool but have you ever been someone's first choice? me neither. pass the bottle.

[apocalyptic-cake-deactivated202]

Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

[gyrsaker365]

This isn’t some ‘oh yeah sure it could’.

This could legitimately do so.

Don’t you dare fucking scroll past.

[obscureoldguy]

This is good stuff to know!

[socxsuallycruel-deactivated2022]

please, please, please reblog. reblogging will take one second of your time. meanwhile it could save someone’s entire life.

[giuliafc]

please reblog!

[ninjnerd-anaklusmos]

REBLOG RIGHT NOW. As someone who has been in a rough patch for a while, I can deeply understand the severity of this!! Please reblog, it only takes a second. You can save someone's life. You can be a hero, bring the change that the world needs to see!

[boomie-123]

REBLOG RN. RN. THIS COULD SAVE SOMEONE, YOU CAN BE THAT PERSON!

[djungelskogbearofficial]

important !!

[thefranticfreakshow-deactivated]

This has been something I've struggled with for a while now. If enough people had shown me that they actually cared if I lived or died, maybe my state of mind would be different. Maybe I wouldn't have done some of the things I did to myself, that I deeply regret now. Everyone matters, no matter how insignificant you may think you are, don't pick up that blade. Please. It will ruin you. This is important. Please reblog. This can save lives. This can help so many people. This isn't a joke. This is a serious issue that people need to be more aware of.

[yourlocalgummybear]

Please reblog!

[polar-bear-strength]

I only have, like, four followers and they all follow my alternate account, but I want to make sure everyone sees it and reblogs.

[idkwhatswronginmylife2112]

Do not become a statistic on the worldometer website please.

[ifeelpissed]

Had multiple situations involving friends almost committing, as well as one that mentions it a lot. So I don’t take this stuff lightly. Please re-blog if you see this, thank you.

[ivanmp4]

yall BETTER be reblogging this shit.

[pixelated-pyjamas]

First of all you should IF the behaviour has been repetitive even just twice, and check on them before anything. Second of all, you can hurt people more by their blog getting termed, especially the shed community.

Keep that in mind because just reporting will do nothing if you do nothing before or after, REPORT MINDFULLY GUYS

[the-queen-of-geese]

last part of the chain is really important

[lemonade-offical]

Mandatory reblog.

Everyone seeing this, reblog it.

@satan-offical @satan-offical @satan-offical because it should reach a lot of people

[nuggetglitch-deactivated2025100]

@tango-o-mango @chance-detector @mistysanrio @cozmic-wyatt @spookie-puppy @rockeyyyy @oh-so-tartalizing @i-am-a-living-god @le01zk00l @denerturee @coco1273 @lilic0211 @afteas2003 @sp1rit3dexe @evil-chance-detector @mentallyinsanepenguin @please-be-nice-im-sensitive @wooferswolfer tryna tag all my moots and everyone ik that’ll be able to get it to more ppl bcuz this is important

[spideredly]

that feeling when you look in the mirror and your reflection is laughing but ur not<<<

[sharkboxes]

[hp-mineccraft]

If I don’t see each and every single one of you reblogging this, I swear to god

[cityglowing]

This user is very fucking Jewish and hates all fucking Nazis and Anti-Semites! :D

[woodstockgirlie]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

And y’all better get off this user’s blog if you don’t hate all fucking Nazis and Anti-Semites! :DD

[kingofbattletoasters]

Curb stomp nazi

[leedraws2much]

Susie is here to remind you to swing an axe at ur local nazi

[chaos-triangle]

I hate nazis! *Throws glitter at the nazis*

[geese-in-trenchcoats]

hi *sends my army of goose at the nazis*

[wheezecheese]

fun fact: punch Nazis any time you see one!

[scooburst]

piano

[askmranttenna-deactivated202507]

mr. ant tenna hates nazis!

[audience-rpblog]

(ooc: punch nazis! :3)

[forestgreenmushrooms]

Fuck Nazi scum 

[imnotobssest]

thought I reblogged this a lot earlier but yeah fuck nazis

[aldestroyerofworlds]

reblogged already but this is important end them

[lemonade-offical]

Nazis are the fucking worst. Kill em all.

[satan-offical]

Satan hates Nazis. They go to super hell so I don’t have to look at them

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[spideredly]

wdym 1952???

[most-sane-classicist]

chained up to the mountain, straight up "losing it" and by "it" , haha, well, let's justr say, my liver

[trans-girl-weird]

Reblog if you want random asks and you don't care what they're about

[spideredly]

why do we not have flying cars yet. life is disappointing.

[pollsaregr8]

Which Mitski song is our favorite?

My Love Mine all Mine

Washing Machine Heart

Me and My Husband

Nobody

I Bet on Losing Dogs

Francis Forever

First Love/Late Spring

Your Best American Girl

Strawberry Blonde

Class of 2013

Goodbye, My Danish Sweetheart

Other/see results

Voting ended onJun 21, 2025

[rosees3ray]

reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

[emmasmoke8]

I already consider some of you to be my friends. Might as well make the rest of you a homie, too

[cats-and-space]

* evil laughter * yes… yes… frenship 😈