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miles: I can't get Kamala to come out of her room

sam: Tell her I said something

miles: Like what?

sam: Anything factually incorrect

*30 seconds later*

me: *bursts through the door* YOu tHinK tHAt My CHeMICal rOMaNCE is oNe Of THE ReSeArCh DEpaRtMeNTs of SHIELD?????

geleixi

Feel the bond with your lions, and your fellow pilots, until five become one unit, and you form Voltron!

YEAH!

#volteam

aethracaelis

4 of 7 for #VoltronHunkBirthday ! Lance tries to hug-lift his bff, but not even that momentum will help his noodly appendages. Hugs are still nice though 😊💕!

#Hunky Hunk #Leggy Lance #Hunk's Birthday #Fanart #this is TOO cute i adore it #hamemoji

brakken

Look out!

prunegirl-deactivated20230422

@spiderminx

cheesymovie

batman au where everything is the same except instead of the batsignal commissioner gordon just plays holding out for a hero rly loud

blackness-by-your-side

Veterans Ask Native Elders For Forgiveness At Standing Rock.

I never thought I would see this day when a white man apologizes for the tyranny and oppression of Native American population. This is so powerful. This is the nation that I want - responsible, compassionate and that learns from its mistakes.

God bless them!

shelleyn123-deactivated20180102

Amazing…

writing-prompt-s

You can bring dead people to live again, but for every person you bring back, you have to sacrifice one body part

feynites

Me: *plucks out another hair*

Sadistic Genie: Okay I know that technically counts but I really feel you’re not getting into the spirit of-

Me: *ceremonially sacrifices hair, very seriously*

Sadistic Genie: Like one time, just once, couldn’t it be a toe or a finger or something?

Me: Oh like how you so graciously go by what people ‘mean’ and not exactly how they’ve phrased things?

Sadistic Genie: …

Me: …

Sadistic Genie: …sometimes I-

Me: Just resurrect them already.

umanisti

snartha

Gosh I love these LOTR-themed Starbucks cups

goddessisley

Vroom vroom

#CUTE

marxism-leninism-utenaism

lmao there’s this barbie-branded typewriter toy that has undocumented encryption features

knitmeapony

This is real! https://blog.adafruit.com/2016/11/29/barbie-electronic-typewriter-toys-contains-masc-cryptographic-capabilities-crypto/

If you stumble upon several Barbie-branded typewriters in the wild, you may want to snatch them up. With two or more you will be able to use capabilities built into these toys for sending and receiving cryptographic texts. The Crytpo Museum have a full write-up on the suitable models and their “4 built-in cipher modes.” But the story doesn’t stop there – there’s more, as tipped off by a FBI informant!

kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201

Wild

kitfreeman

barbie is a fucking fbi informant guys check it out

vampirismadvocate

“Do you want to be friends with benefits?” “What kind of benefits?” “Dental, health, and a 401k.”

#LMAOOOO #this applies to me even more working in total rewards now

I just did this from Canada. It really only takes a minute.

In solidarity with the millions of people that will lose their insurance if Obamacare is repealed please call Paul Ryan. It took me about two minutes and it literally is life and death for so many people.

Paul Ryan is conducting a phone poll on the ACA (Obamacare), hoping to hear overwhelming popular opposition to it. If you would like to express your support for the Affordable Care Act, call (202) 225-3031. Press 2 to weigh in on the issue. You'll hear a brief recording about HR-3762, Paul Ryan's proposal to gut the ACA, and President Obama's use of his veto power to stop it. Then, you will have a chance to indicate your opinion with the press of a button.

Press 1 if you support Obamacare, 2 if you oppose it.