i hate this place i want to go to build a bear
me and the besties going to build a bear
powerful mental image, had to get it out
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i hate this place i want to go to build a bear
me and the besties going to build a bear
powerful mental image, had to get it out
$59.99
oh so thatâs what happened to all the male porn bots
Literally canât stop thinking about this.
polycule destroyed by emotionally charged game of among us
SHUT UP
(Sept 08 2022)
NOW, FERB
âThis is a bad game because it doesnât let me kill any NPC I wantâ: absurd criticism, ridiculous, go directly to jail
âThis is a bad game because it doesnât let me pet the dogâ: 100% valid
not sure if iâm qualified to answer this one
*me getting under the covers* Iâm in
IâM SO ANGRY
That makes me so happy
nonbinary person goes to sleep in this bed and all that remains in the morning is a skeleton
This is like 92.5% of my voice when writing fic.
I love old-school video game death animations. You stab a fish to death and when it explodes into a cloud of gore three femurs pop out. Which part of the fish did those come from?
From the prop guy hiding under the water with a box of bones
Is that also the guy who plays the xylophone sound effects as the bones bounce around the screen, or is that a different guy?
Different guy. Both union, though.
gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets
You ever think about how unified humanity is by just everyday experiences? Tudor peasants had hangnails, nobles in the Qin dynasty had favorite foods, workers in the 1700s liked seeing flowers growing in pavement cracks, a cook in medieval Iran teared up cutting onions, a mom in 1300 told her son not to get grass stains on his clothes, some girl in the past loved staying up late to see the sun rise.
there are scriptures all over the world painstakingly crafted hundreds of years ago with paw prints and spelling mistakes or drawings covering up mistakes. a bunch of teenage girls 2000 years ago gathered to walk around their hometown, getting fast food and laughing with their friends. two friends shared blankets before people lived in houses. a mother ran a fine comb through her childâs hair and told it to stop squirming sometime in the 1000s. there are covered up sewing mistakes in couture dresses from the 1800s, some poor roman burnt their food so well past recognition that they just buried the entire pot. there are broken dishes hidden in gardens of people no one even remembers anymore
children eleven thousand years ago enjoyed jumping around in puddles made from the footprints of a giant sloth. children loved muddy puddles so long ago there were still megafauna alive
Thereâs a record of an emperor of Japan in the 9th century talking about his cat - how pretty it is, and how it stalks birds and curls up in a circle and meows mournfully for company and escaped its collar. All completely normal ordinary cat things. And then it ends with him saying âit is superior to all other catsâ. I am delighted to be united across 1200 years with this fellow cat owner with exactly the same feelings about his cat that I have about mine.
the most common plot hole in all human storytelling is that getting cursed to live as a creature would be awesome actually
Things that are separate genders from Man and Woman:
Fancy lady
#girl
Some guy
Princess
*1950s gangster voice* boys
Prettyboy
Any term for an older relative (dad, fun uncle, vodka aunt, grandpa, etc)
Weirdgirl
More, peer reviewed from the notes:
Babygirl
Lover boy
Girlboss
Fellas
*Nandor voice* fucking guy...
Gentleman
i say this not to be like Young People Bad, but IMO thereâs a very specific subset of Weird Internet Creators (mcelroys, neil cicierega, bdg, etc) that tend to have very young-skewing fans who donât know how to interact with those creators appropriately and think itâs okay to make nsfw jokes or kin jokes or shipping jokes about those people, including saying that stuff TO THOSE CREATORSâ FACES during livestreams, and itâs like. i donât know if those people just havenât been in a lot of fanbases in the past or think that someone having a âweirdâ persona is a justification for making weird kink jokes about them but
Proficiency in both ranged and deranged combat
please for the love of god look at this ceramic i found at the thrift store