I'm already at full health!

[lovehype]

i hate this place i want to go to build a bear

[lovehype]

me and the besties going to build a bear

[leftnipsdoodles]

powerful mental image, had to get it out

[post-store]

$59.99

[lannisterdaddyissues]

oh so that’s what happened to all the male porn bots

[trans]

Literally can’t stop thinking about this.

[hustlerose]

polycule destroyed by emotionally charged game of among us

[minus-hyphen]

SHUT UP

[corvidous]

(Sept 08 2022)

[osha-official-the-sequel]

NOW, FERB

[w0lp3rtinger]

[prokopetz]

“This is a bad game because it doesn’t let me kill any NPC I want”: absurd criticism, ridiculous, go directly to jail

“This is a bad game because it doesn’t let me pet the dog”: 100% valid

[striders]

not sure if i’m qualified to answer this one

[xvisualtreasure09x]

[sinkies]

*me getting under the covers* I’m in

[fangirltothefullest]

I’M SO ANGRY

[callmebliss]

That makes me so happy

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

nonbinary person goes to sleep in this bed and all that remains in the morning is a skeleton

[tinyterrorbjj]

[digitaldiscipline]

This is like 92.5% of my voice when writing fic.

[prokopetz]

I love old-school video game death animations. You stab a fish to death and when it explodes into a cloud of gore three femurs pop out. Which part of the fish did those come from?

[spartanxhunterx]

From the prop guy hiding under the water with a box of bones

[prokopetz]

Is that also the guy who plays the xylophone sound effects as the bones bounce around the screen, or is that a different guy?

[azzandra]

Different guy. Both union, though.

[spoonwizardd]

gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets

[milkflys]

[moonlights-shadow-warrior]

[home-and-having-tea]

You ever think about how unified humanity is by just everyday experiences? Tudor peasants had hangnails, nobles in the Qin dynasty had favorite foods, workers in the 1700s liked seeing flowers growing in pavement cracks, a cook in medieval Iran teared up cutting onions, a mom in 1300 told her son not to get grass stains on his clothes, some girl in the past loved staying up late to see the sun rise.

[quecksilvereyes]

there are scriptures all over the world painstakingly crafted hundreds of years ago with paw prints and spelling mistakes or drawings covering up mistakes. a bunch of teenage girls 2000 years ago gathered to walk around their hometown, getting fast food and laughing with their friends. two friends shared blankets before people lived in houses. a mother ran a fine comb through her child’s hair and told it to stop squirming sometime in the 1000s. there are covered up sewing mistakes in couture dresses from the 1800s, some poor roman burnt their food so well past recognition that they just buried the entire pot. there are broken dishes hidden in gardens of people no one even remembers anymore

[theropoda]

children eleven thousand years ago enjoyed jumping around in puddles made from the footprints of a giant sloth. children loved muddy puddles so long ago there were still megafauna alive

[captainlordauditor]

There’s a record of an emperor of Japan in the 9th century talking about his cat - how pretty it is, and how it stalks birds and curls up in a circle and meows mournfully for company and escaped its collar. All completely normal ordinary cat things. And then it ends with him saying “it is superior to all other cats”. I am delighted to be united across 1200 years with this fellow cat owner with exactly the same feelings about his cat that I have about mine.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[despazito]

the most common plot hole in all human storytelling is that getting cursed to live as a creature would be awesome actually

[tlirsgender]

Things that are separate genders from Man and Woman:

Fancy lady

#girl

Some guy

Princess

*1950s gangster voice* boys

Prettyboy

Any term for an older relative (dad, fun uncle, vodka aunt, grandpa, etc)

Weirdgirl

[tlirsgender]

More, peer reviewed from the notes:

Babygirl

Lover boy

Girlboss

Fellas

*Nandor voice* fucking guy...

Gentleman

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i say this not to be like Young People Bad, but IMO there’s a very specific subset of Weird Internet Creators (mcelroys, neil cicierega, bdg, etc) that tend to have very young-skewing fans who don’t know how to interact with those creators appropriately and think it’s okay to make nsfw jokes or kin jokes or shipping jokes about those people, including saying that stuff TO THOSE CREATORS’ FACES during livestreams, and it’s like. i don’t know if those people just haven’t been in a lot of fanbases in the past or think that someone having a ‘weird’ persona is a justification for making weird kink jokes about them but

[ryonahole-deactivated20220725]

Proficiency in both ranged and deranged combat

[librarycard]

please for the love of god look at this ceramic i found at the thrift store