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[revibe1]

Read Living On The Edge!!!

Living On The Edge

What if... Dave Strider was bitten by a radioactive spider?

[captain-price-returns]

[ronanxing]

man hes not THAT funny

[gondorrevealparty]

baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

[jadeharleyinc]

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

[spitefallcomics]

and now for something completely different. see you next wednesday!

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[bugthingsdaily]

talking to a bot/scammer i think we are getting somewhere

[sarcasmprodigy]

Cargo shorts June cargo shorts June cargo sho

[sarcasmprodigy]

FOUND HER.

[sarcasmprodigy]

Pretty suits!

[sarcasmprodigy]

Is June a “hiiii” girl or a “bruh” girl I say both.

[sarcasmprodigy]

Your knees don't even fit under there.

[cockroachparty]

theyre trying to figure out how to work a 3ds without opposable thumbs

[ammnontet]

[dumb4ss3s-deactivated20130218]

so bECAUSE OF THE UPDATE I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID HOMESTUCK AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “IT UPDATED??!?” AND THEN HE READ THE UPDATE ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT HUSSIE UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD 

[tumblintuck]

I think on some level this isn’t even exactly a lie it’s sort of like when a 4 year old tells you that they can talk to dogs or they can fly when no one’s looking or whatever it’s like undeveloped brains not even knowing how to conceive of what a truthful statement is

[mcmangos]

plus my peanuts got an attitude

[fairycosmos]

there used to be things to watch on youtube

[bugfossil]

this is one of my favorite calvin and hobbes strips ever and i just need to preserve it on my blog

[operating-system]

♪♪And I don't need gods forgiveness; I need yours!♪♪