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@owlgoddess24
weâre gonna be ok btw
itâs ok if youâre scared. or tired. or unsure. or one million billion other complicated emotions at once. but iâve decided things are going to be ok anyway. and i will hold that belief close to my heart no matter how scared or tired or lonely or depressed or one million billion other things i am. i will hold onto that. and if youâre scared, you can hold onto me. we can carry each other through
baby animals move like theyre playing a new video game & havent figured out the controls yet
^ just found the dodge button
Doctor Cum PH.D. abandoned me mid-surgery to watch young sheldon clips on her tiktok and did not share them once not even when i heard her chuckling it up at a bazinga
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hi any life advice for 21yo
Don't date thirty-year-olds until you are at least 25.
Having a glass of water for every glass of alcohol will give you a 50% reduction in hangover viciousness.
Bad people will use your willingness to be quiet as a weapon against you. If someone's being awful to you and trusting you'll be quiet to keep from making waves, surprise them.
There is no physical object in the world that is worth as much as your honor.
Honor is not the same as dignity. Retaining one sometimes means leaving the other aside.
Don't have any sex you don't want to have; have as much as you want of the sex that you do, whether that's a lot, a little, or none at all. Nothing you can do to your own body is immoral, unless you're doing it as an act of self-punishment.
Food is morally neutral. You do not have to earn the right to eat calories. Fat and sugar keep your brain from eating itself.
Learning to sit still and breathe--in, in, in, hold, hold, hold, out, out, out, out, out, out--can give you five feet of clear space around yourself in a maelstrom.
Find out how to make three good meals: A comfort meal you can make for just yourself relatively easily, a fancy meal you can use to wow a date, and a meal you can feed a bunch of people. All the other cooking can come later, but you can build a community on those three meals.
If you ever get to the point that things are so bleak you can see no other way forward but to die, make any other choice. If that means leaving everything you own and being a beach bum, or quitting your career, or taking up or leaving a religion, or deciding to bicycle across the country, so be it; living means more chances, dying means everything stops and you don't get to see any more interesting things. As you have not yet seen all the things that can interest you, it is better to live.
go my whatevers
such a good reaction image
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Freakinâ awesome. We live in anaheim so our boys got to enjoy the all-access Disneyland Daily pass. Our youngest (Tanner) wanted to be an officer. Unfortunately he was too small for the restraints on splash mountain so when the coaster sped up it flung him out and he skidded about 200 feet on the asphalt. Hereâs what weâre keeping him in right now:
Disney wonât let us bury on park grounds because of a potential copyright issue with the superman thing.
We miss him a lot, but thereâs a cancellation fee on the Daily pass, so weâve been making the most of it. His brother still enjoys the park and since we chose not to press charges, weâre entitled to one free mickey pancake a day
??? Reading that looked like you tried to copy abd paste 3 differint stories together to make us not realise you just copied and pasted??
First of all: splash mountain is a water log ride. There are no places where it justâŚspeedsâŚup? Its a fucking water log ride???
BECAUSE its a water log ride it DOESNT HAVE RESTRAINTSâŚ.it DOES however have a minimum height requirment of 46 inches to ride the ride, so EVEN IF this kid was too small, they WOULD NOT let them ride.
There is no asphault anywhere near the track itself. The CLOSEST you could come is the big drop at rhe end but again, minimum height requirement of 46 inches tall to ride, the angle of the drop and the speed at which you go it is physically impossible to get âlaunchedâ.
I feel like this is obvious but theres so much obviously wrong about the second addition i suppose i need to state this.
SUPERMAN. ISNT. DISNEY. Superman is DC. The only theme parks that have licenced DC character based rides is six flags.
Six flags, another park that HAS MINIMUM HEIGHT REQUIREMENTS for rides.
That has restraints on rides in which are necesary. Which again, YOU CANNOT RIDE IF YOU DO NOT MEET THE SAFETY GUILDLINES.
Go try to shitpost and ruin the reputation of a differint park, will you? At least make sure your story is even plausable before you open your mis-informed mouth.
@crabwalkerâ Are you seriously explaining to me how Splash Mountain works? Do you think I donât remember how my son died? Oh, and itâs âphysically impossible to get launched?â Guess what, asshole? My SON got launched. This is the last photo we have of him.
Youâve said some cruel things to me, but Iâm going to be the bigger person. Iâll be praying, for your sake, that nobody in your family ever gets launched.
That photo is based off of a meme of this lady looking pissed. That and I canât find an incident based off of what you posted. Shut the fuck up.
Why did you photoshop tanner out of that picture?
sad that there are still ignorant tanner denialists out there
i wish usb ports were several magnitudes larger and made a hefty "kerchunk" sound when you plugged stuff in
*clueless guy in 2006 voice* that iPhone? What a piece of junk. People are never gonna use a phone without a keyboard. I wish there was a way I could be a girl
Bangers from Trotskyist Deltarune twitter
how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss
I think all of us that let the idea that it's "cringe" to hate on christians gain any traction, let alone become the mainstream, deserve more than a little blame for how conservative things have gotten over the last 10 years. Like, I'm not saying it's entirely to blame. But good god it sure helped it along.
We should have all hated on christians a lot harder. The good news is that its not too late to start.
Maybe there are "good christians" out there. But I don't think I've ever met one. Because every single one of the christians that paints themselves as "the good ones" always maintains this "no true scotsman" attitude towords Christianity. Instead of accepting that their religion has been monstrously evil for 2,000 years, and is responsible for the majority of the world's most horrific crimes against humanity for that entire time, including mass forced converstion, war, torture, countless genocides, pretty much all of the world's queerphobia, and 400 years of colonization, they just dissmiss all of it as being done by people who "weren't true christians." Absolving themselves and their religion of any guilt or responsibility. Which is an even more heinous thing to beleive for those "good christians" that are fucking Anglican and Catholic!
