Certified Trash­™

time for some rebranding

[tear-soaked-cheeksdonteverlast]

Gotta love a man in platform heels

[iadmitdefeat]

first performance and i already don't know what the hell is going on i missed that so much

[spicymemesociety]

[sumrsgirl]

Since I’m not seeing her name nearly enough on the press, let’s give the attention Katie Bouman deserves. Thanks to her, we are now possible to see the first ever image of a black hole, something that people talked 200 years ago for the first time. It’s no longer a myth. We are girls and we can be whatever we want to be. Einstein would be proud of you, Katie. Thank you!

Here you can see a huge stack of hard drives she used for Messier 87’s black hole image data.

[goosewithajob]

Because I just saw the number- in case anyone else was wondering, those hard drives contain 5 petabytes, that is to say 5,242,880 GIGABYTES OF DATA, which is apparently what is necessary to photograph a black hole. 

[literallyaflame]

“wait so are u gen z or a millennial” dude idk i was born in 1997, everyone has an opinion about what generation i should be in except me. i don’t really remember the 90s cause i was too busy being born and shitting myself, but i remember dialup internet and shit. idk dude i’m so tired, like, i’m only legally old enough to drink as of a few months ago but im somehow already thousands of dollars in debt

[harley-quinzel]

The Avengers (2012) // Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

[theparkerpapers]

[umbreeunix]

and dont forget no microtransactions

[lolzman87]

And is a complete game with no missing elements. The DLC is only additional content that is separate from the main game, and doesnt lock you out of any content for not owning it.

[thecolorplaid]

Even the preorder bonuses weren’t exclusive, you could just unlock them sooner.

[homo-nerd-grizz]

[legolokiismighty]

it’s almost like people enjoy offline, single-player, story-based games. 

[1st-1]

əʌəıləq oʇ ʇuɐʍ ı

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

I’m sick and tired of being called “mortal” like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

[kidrat]

brain: u gotta be… The Best™

me: ok so we’ll work hard then?

brain: no work… only Best.

[oswednesday]

you walk into your doctor’s waiting room and there is a tasteful nude of your doctor hung on the wall

[doggammit]

@ahalyaa home decor ideas

[spideyownsmyass]

if anyone wants a painting I do commissions

[spideyownsmyass]

hey everyone :D

I know I haven’t been active lately but would you mind following my instagram

thnx <3

[timdrakeothy-deactivated2022031]

hot take: ‘chivalry’ is fine as long as it’s adapted to 21st century values. if you are a male, you SHOULD be aware that your female friends face certain issues that you as a male dont. acting on that awareness in a way that keeps your female friends safe, isn’t a bad thing.

like… opening doors isn’t rly chivalrous when it’s just a thing you ought to do for everyone. but real 21st century chivalry might be, like, standing between your female friend and the guy that’s trying to get her drunk, or offering to walk her home when it’s late.

if the ‘chivalry’ inconveniences everyone involved and you’re just doing it for your over-inflated male ego — ie, “no you’re the girl here, you HAVE to let me hold this door for you and do all these things for you even when you can do it yourself and im just slowing you down” — then it’s just outdated misogyny.

[wanderingquill]

Chivalry was literally designed to make nobles aware of their power and influence so they don’t unintentionally harm people when trying to do their job of leading and protecting people. Modern chivalry should carry on that sentiment of men and white people becoming aware of their own power of privilege and influence to help and protect the lives of their peers.

*Not to inflate their egos, but because it’s the good thing to do and makes the world a better place to be.

[elfwreck]

Chivalry, at its core, involves being helpful to people who don’t have your advantages. 

It involved generosity and protecting those weaker than oneself: including opening doors when doors were made of badly fit heavy wood and often got stuck,and women, especially undernourished exhausted-from-childcare women, had a harder time opening them. It involved not lying, and following through on your promises. (A guy who is consistently late with the accounting reports, which delays the whole team, is not dedicated to chivalry, no matter how polite he is on a date.) 

Chivalry is a code of ethics that involves dedicating one’s strength and skills in service to others; it’s not based on gender roles. 

[galactic-polywag]

Chivalry is a code of ethics that involves dedicating one’s strength and skills in service to others; it’s not based on gender roles.

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[thisbibliomaniac]

Somebody asked their grandma to pose for this meme

[goblinparty]

and she did a great job!!!

[thetenderpassion]

[horreurscopes]

do you ever get into one of those moods where your heart aches and longs for something so deeply but you dont know what and your heart is like a stubborn toddler screaming i want it !!!! please give it to me !!!! And you’re desperately like i don’t know what kind of emotionally fulfilling experience to give you at 3 PM on a Wednesday !!!!!!!!!

[lucifer]