#incorrect svt

[grishaxverse]

dino: hey dad?

scoups: yeah?

seungkwan: did he just call hyung dad?

dk: did hyung just answer it?

[thepixelelf]

svt older brother things that would be this 🤏 close to landing you in jail for second degree murder

scoups: smothers you with a pillow he says he farted on (whether this is true or not is between him and god)

jeonghan: literally any bad thing he's ever done; your parents think you did that shit instead

joshua: will ditch you to flirt with, on god, anyone

jun: lost you at the mall once when he was 14 and continues to lose you at the mall even when you're both in your twenties

hoshi: tells your parents that you're ignoring and abusing him when you didn't react to the tik toks he spammed you while you were busy

wonwoo: pretends you're invisible for -- genuinely -- hours if he's upset with you

woozi: you shouldn't have left your plants without anyone to take care of them while you went on your winter break trip that's all he's saying. (he was home the whole time)

dk: will use the toilet while you're showering

mingyu: every teacher you ever had compared you to him because he was the BSUOAT (biggest suck up of all time)

the8: never gives you any advice other than "ok hit them with your car"

seungkwan: takes midnight showers and sings so fucking loud that you actually have to beg him to shut up

vernon: one of those guys who says he can't cook and won't even try to pick up a recipe

dino: will not let you anywhere near any of his hot friends :/

[spiltinksky]

Jeonghan, in a hospital reading cards: “Get well soon. Love, Jisoo.”

Jeonghan: “Miss you. Love, Seungkwan”

Jeonghan: “That bus should’ve ended you. Love, Mingyu.”

[asadfangirlbitxh]

Scoups: I lead 12 perfectly normal members

Woozi: You have 12 normal members we don't know about?

[zb1bies]

minghao: True strength is forgiving a person who wasn't even sorry.

hanjin: Not to be dramatic, but I would literally rather die.

[weird-bookworm]

Hoshi: Do fish feel wet all the time? Jun: ...I'm trying to sleep here. Hoshi: Oh, sorry. Jun, a minute later: OH MY GOD, DO THEY?!! Hoshi: I KNOW, RIGHT??!

[singgibanggipoongpoongbanggi]

Store Worker: Would Mr. woozi please come to the front desk?

woozi, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: points to mingyu

Store Worker: I believe he belongs to you?

mingyu: i got lost :(

woozi: I didn’t even bring you here with me-

[httpkiiimjw]

JEONGHAN: Sorry for interrupting you please repeat what you were going to say.

S.COUPS: No problem Jeonghan, I was just saying before I was-

JEONGHAN: Before what?

S.COUPS: Before I was a-

JEONGHAN: A what?

S.COUPS: Would you just-

JEONGHAN: Just let you finish your sentence?

S.COUPS: Cut me off one more ti-

JEONGHAN: Sorry it won't happen again.

S.COUPS: Thank yo-

JEONGHAN: No problem.

S.COUPS turning red with anger:

Joshua, quietly: Jeonghan, you should probably stop now...