A Really Bad SPG Pun

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[fromthecrypt]

have transparent Rabbit with a gun, it's essential

[fromthecrypt]

Spine: swear words are illegal now. if you say one you'll be fined.

Rabbit: heck

Spine: you're on thin fucking ice

Spine: oh no

[thatsmybackstory]

Me and *tips fedora* M’Baby.

[spinal-chord]

if i wrote Steam Powered Giraffe lyrics out as stylized/calligraphy, would that be content you would all consume?

John Mulaney voice: would you like that? Would that be good for you?

[catgirlzoe-deactivated20200908]

okay. SOME of yall need to here this again but,,, come out and dance (dance dance) dance (dance dance) and save my soul come on and move those bones like you used to know the air is sweeter with you floating near come out and dance (dance dance) with me to the grinding of gears

[spinal-chord]

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The tags/reblogs on my MCR post only fuel my power to do more

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wait for it

[the-2cent-steam-man-band]

Icons for you and the squad

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[spinal-chord]

This is the content we like to see

[the-2cent-steam-man-band]

Concept: Beebop cosplay but it’s just the mask and a green morph suit

[passports-pls-archive]

:>

[nicejewishguy]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[briny-deep]

The bots (& some humans) as stuff I’ve heard high schoolers say:

Rabbit: Europe doesn’t exist.

The Spine: Transformers are nOt furries.

The Jon: You have no soul left when you die.

Hatchworth: Send me the dimensions of your skin.

Upgrade: Maybe that’s why I’ve been feeling so homicidal lately...

Zer0: Cookies are among the purest things on Earth. Except for the ones with nuts.

GG: Giraffes don’t wear jeans, so they can’t have holes in them.

Michael Reed: Existential crisis, yo.

Steve Negrete: Do you want serial killers?? Because this is how you get serial killers.

Bonus:

David Bennett: You don’t need hair. You just need good bone structure.

@officialsteampoweredgiraffe

[technically-i-exsist]

Some days you just need to listen to animatronics sing about bees.

[loudmouth-cos]

B O N K

God, there were so many good lil moments in this 😂 poor hatchy YALL ARE SO MEAN TO HIM

Wink wonk.