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just thought it was interesting that Crowley’s plan to make Maggie and Nina fall in love was to have it rain and then look into each other’s eyes and realize they’re in love like hmm that’s definitely not similar to any situation you’ve been in before with say a wing and a certain angel
is jake gyllenhaal gay??
why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this
happy pride month to this post specifically
The Rum Tum Tugger and Mr. Mistoffelees from Cats The Musical are going to super hell for gay crimes!!!
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based on the hungarian les mis production with szaszák zsolt as enjolras i saw last weekend, specifically inspired by the begginning of one day more where each character stood under harsch spotlight and i wanted to scream
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Ah yes, the infamous classical vampires of yore: Dracula, Carmilla, and Varney the Vampire
Babe that is a coloring book
I’m sorry, but a certain purple monstrosity came to mind the second I read “Varney”…
I suck you, you bite me
We're a vampire family
With two great big fangs, and some blood from me to you
Won't you say you suck me too?
Listen.
If you haven't read Varney, maybe because you for some reason think you don't have time to read a 28000 chapter penny dreadful from the 1840s with roughly one sentence per page and egregious comma abuse -
you are missing out. The plot is 100% batshit bonkers, all the characters behave like amnesiac muppets at the best of times, the author keeps dropping in the most frustrating digressions known to humankind ("hey all, didn't have time for a chapter this week but here's the pilot for another series I've been pitching"), we get the most pathetically out of shape vampire ever described, and best of all: If you write a paper on it for college your teacher will 100% not bother to read the actual book, and you can get away with almost anything
and also @antiquesfreaks are currently reading their way through it and now I'm known as That Weirdo In Headphones Who Doubles Over Snortlaughing In The Middle Of The Street
"RIP Jonathan Harker but I'm different" really??? are you really though?
You, a new hire, loaded with student debt, upcoming wedding to pay for, been given a huge opportunity at work, employer paying all your travel costs. you're telling me that you, exploited corporate lackey that you are, you would actually be self-empowered enough to turn back last minute? after spending all that time and money traveling to the rich client's megamansion? because of what--BAD VIBES? how precisely the fuck do you plan on explaining that to your boss??? bitch your credit score can't AFFORD to avoid red flags, you're going into a possible life-or-death situation whether you like it or not, that's capitalism baby!!!
Yet if I were a young man traveling in a foreign country where religious villagers kept warning me not to visit a mysterious nobleman (but refused to even speak of what precisely was so scandalous about his nature) my first thought would be less "the Count is a supernatural being who will murder me and my loved ones" and more "the Count is an infamous homosexual and the repressed villagers fear for my chastity, I am surely in danger of seduction 😏😏😏"
#and I'd scamper my dapper little lawyer ass that much faster up to the dark mysterious homoerotic castle
still feel like we have not appropriately tapped into the comedy goldmine that is: Dracula's first canonical appearance features him wearing a goofy hat and a huge false beard. this is uproarious. this is rib-tickling! this has so many implications!!!
where on earth did he get the beard? he lives in the middle-of-nowhere and all of his neighbors are too terrified to cook or clean for him. where did he find someone to sell him a false beard?
was it mail-order, the way presumably all of his books and maps are? did they even have cartoonish disguises available by mail-order back in late 19th cent Romania? did Dracula have to sew it himself? i need to know these things!!!
@chaos-has-theories truly you live up to your url:
#clearly Dracula goes out irregularly as his own servants. The people in the coach weren't surprised to see him as his 'coachman' #he goes to town in his huge floppy hat and hoitily toitily tells everybody that his MASTER wants this and his MASTER wants that #and if they don't comply his MASTER is going to be angry and scahahary and anyway he's having the time of his life #He's convinced that he's fooling everyone. He is not #but the point is he can just buy whatever and the people will be equal amounts terrified and annoyed but they'll get it for him
i like to imagine the villagers are terrified of him BUT also aware that he is rich-as-midas and out-of-touch with human society...so they just charge him a 500% markup and call it a day. over the years he has become the village's primary source of income and this is the true reason he's been allowed to stay. "yeah he's a bloodsucker but he's propping up a half dozen different local economy sectors we're keeping him"
*dracula strolling to the village to buy a roast chicken for his Good Friend Jonathan* "it's one roast chicken how much could it cost 1604 romanian lei?"
Happy annual Dracula Paprika Discourse Day to those who celebrate!
When the book was written, spicy meant spices not how much it makes your mouth burn. So the actual comment means that he thought there was too much because it's an overwhelming flavor.
am pleased to report this post now appears in @shashanotsasha's excellent and entertaining delve into the madness that is Dracula Paprika Discourse!
#same
THE IT CROWD 1.04 "The Red Door"
its october you know what that means
what type of scary beaste is prev
10,000 draculas
evil shadow skull
my buddy eric
the sinister potion (forbidden)
gay werewolf
just a dead guy not even a zombie or anything
man door hand hook car door
slenders man
One of Vice's older tricks is Testify, which means that if I offer him a book, he has to sit up and put his paw on it to swear in, and hold it there for a moment.
#to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help me Dracula
Sometimes I just giggle to myself about this
hey wait! i know you! we used to be chained next to each other in the cave! wow, so good to see you, how are ya? man. remember how we used to talk about the shadows on the wall together. gosh that was a long time ago. but hey. sure is one heck of a sun out here, right? it's good to see you.
i wrote this post with happy tears in my eyes sitting in a parking lot after getting coffee for 3 hours with someone i did youth shakespeare with when we were teenagers and hadn't seen in 15 years, in which time we both transitioned, got into nerd shit, found a job that feels good, found people to spend our gay little lives with, and coincidentally moved to the same city. this is exactly how it felt. never ever ever kill yourself
Yeah
My gleeful vampire
