8y the hours.

Et tu, 8itch? [ Written by Nyte ] [ Aranea for the Its Always Sunny On Beforus timeline ]

[spindle8ite]

I’d literally rather die again and stay dead for the rest of eternity, 8efore I’d let a glorified trollian marshmallow 8other me.

[gondwana]

They hate to see a boytoy winning

[spindle8ite]

@vwanker​

[normal-horoscopes]

SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED AN EIGHTH SECRET CHAKRA: THE GAMER CHAKRA, LOCATED IN THE PROSTATE

[melisscan]

[spindle8ite]

@meumin

[spindle8ite]

@arisenarousal Ominous. I like it.

[kristina100000]

[spindle8ite]

warning: MASSIVE nerd, will infodump

First of all, I'm NOT a nerd. Don't call me that. Meenah called me that when we were still... on good terms. No one can call me that anymore.

Secondly, is it really infodumping if what I say is entirely correct and beneficial to the situ8ion? No. To deprive my peers of these important facts would 8e 8eyond selfish

[spindle8ite]

It comes to mind that a lot of this user8ase immediatly assumes violent intentions from me, and I genuinly am puzzled why that is. You don't even know me! I'm a 8oard-certified psychotherapist, successful in my field, and haven't hurt a soul (nonconsensually). It's fucking rude how so many of you are so quick to jump to conclusions, 8ut ooooooookay.

[vwanker-deactivated20210928-dea]

its because they vwatch you bullying me online and knowv youre a menace because i literally dont deservwe any of it.

[spindle8ite]

Shit t8kes like this you just posted are exactly why you deserve to 8e 8ullied. And don't act like you don't know why this is happening to you.

[oneheadtoanother]

[rp-thoughts-and-activities]

Send “⚠️+ a warning label for your muse” and my muse will rate how accurate it is.

(If you cannot see the emoji send “Warning! + a warning label”)

[spindle8ite]

It comes to mind that a lot of this user8ase immediatly assumes violent intentions from me, and I genuinly am puzzled why that is. You don't even know me! I'm a 8oard-certified psychotherapist, successful in my field, and haven't hurt a soul (nonconsensually). It's fucking rude how so many of you are so quick to jump to conclusions, 8ut ooooooookay.

[spindle8ite]

"Ready to snap at any second" Damara gets me.

[spindle8ite]

Love how only 'wanking' is missing.

[spindle8ite]

He took a photo of me during fucking lunch8r8k.

[spindle8ite]

This face communic8s ador8tion, doesn't it?

[spindle8ite]

I'm getting hammered tonight. No sessions until tomorrow. I need time to myself, to selfindulge. ::::)

[vwanker-deactivated20210928-dea]

just remembered this. its so funny. its SO funny. man vwent in for the kill and missed entirely. its so impressivwe howv little sense this makes yet its said vwith such moxie im almost inclined to be like, vwhoa, IS that howv gills vwork? am i the moron in this scenario?

dunno this cunt, but this tag from tvwo months ago absolutely floors me to this day. karkat alts continue to impress, just not in the vway they desperately vwant to.

[ohevoyev]

[patricide1885]

Sending this to my psych :)

[cra6cycle-deactivated20210928]

@spindle8ite