Always Glue That Smile On!

My name is Kayleigh! 24. Avid lover of books, movies, and the color blue. I giggle too much but that's okay :)

[percyfraser]

CHRISTINA RICCI as MISTY QUIGLEY YELLOWJACKETS | 1x02: F Sharp

[spiralsandpolkadots]

I've got a new tumblr! I wanted a bit of a change😊 Follow me over at ahotmesswhoruns if you'd like!🥰

[kthrynhahn]

Regina King as Rhonda in A Cinderella Story (2004) dir. Mark Rosman

[kitty]

AAAAAAAA PLAY WITH SOUND AGAIN OMG MY HEART

[witcheshaven]

my fave

[glumshoe]

My father and I play this… game… in which we both pretend to be attempting to assassinate each other. When we serve the other food or drink, we’ll adopt the most suspicious mannerisms and wording possible, as though the food were secretly poisoned and we are eagerly waiting for them to eat it and die.

The other player pretends that they know their food is poisoned, but must feign ignorance and try to come up with subtle excuses not to eat/drink it without seeming rude or directly confronting the other about the attempted kinslaying.

Wholesome family bonding.

[glumshoe]

Last night my father brought me “a nice tall glass of ice water” and stood there watching me closely as I sipped it. I pretended to swallow, at which point he threw his head back and laughed maniacally.

While he was laughing, I spit the entire mouthful of water that I’d been holding in my mouth onto his shirt, patted my chest, and said, “Oh, dear, Father; I’m afraid this water was just too cold. I need to let it warm up. Why don’t I make us some… tea.”

[glumshoe]

Another thing we do is imply that we have set lethal traps for each other.

“Goodnight Father,” I’ll tell him (because Father with a capital F is the most sinister and threatening thing you can call your dad). “I hope you sleep well tonight. Very well. It would be a shame if something… disturbed you.“ In response, he’ll make an offhand remark about needing to Google the upper age limit for sudden infant death syndrome, or he’ll bring up my “inheritance” and the possibility that he might have worthy bastard children somewhere. 

My mother does not like our game.

[glumshoe]

I didn’t warn him that I’d be filming so this isn’t as fluid as our usual play, but here’s an otherwise typical example of the game:

[oneheadtoanother]

[holy-sciences]

This is what invasive thoughts look like

[gabrieldreyfuss]

Guy who likes music

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Is he an alien

[butangel420]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

folks, I’m just gonna say it. I don’t think it rains for long enough periods of time. it rains hard, it sounds good, I’m comfortable inside, but within 5 minutes the jig is up. the dream is over. I think it should rain for longer periods of time than it presently does

[silverjirachi]

a frog made this post

[ojibwa]

wow i just cant take this anymore *continues to take it*

[seras-sanctum-deactivated202005]

Oh mood

[chananderlandersalamander]

this video has disrupted my every waking thought for the past three days

[outofcontextbonappetit]

[annemariewrites]

old tumblr things that I still feel like are tumblr things despite them being obsolete for years

Moon Moon

“IT’S TRANSPARENT”

mishapocalypse

that time the color of the website changed from one shade of blue to a slightly darker shade of blue

supernatural fandom having a gif for everything

the Great Skeleton War

“can you make that ask reblogable?”

the onceler fandom

people unironically calling David Karp “daddy”

“yahoo paid $1 billion for this”

the moreos guy

do you love the color of the sky?

“WHAT IS AIR”

when people were fighting over that gif of a bird falling in a chocolate fountain and people thought it was real and the bird died but it was actually a fake bird

“what if tumblr was a school?”

the superwholock fandom

hipster vs. fandom blogs

like seriously, there was so much hatred between hipster and fandom blogs and now hipster blogs are basically aesthetic blogs

John Green

tumblr user pizza

“I always follow back”

fanmail instead of a messaging system

reaction gifs

“I like your shoelaces”

“Thanks, I stole them for the President”

gif vs. jif

“I CAN’T, I HAVE LOST THE ABILITY TO CAN”

people HATED Miranda Cosgrove

and Nicolas Cage

the like and reblog buttons were at the top of a post

[random-dancing]

What the hell was the Great Skeleton War??!

[drowning-moonlight]

the Great Skeleton War of October 2014

everyone was off their shits that Halloween and it’s my only fond memory of this website

[securelyinsecure]

The Hercules we deserve -  Jelani Alladin singing “Go The Distance” in  the Public Theater’s stage version of Hercules

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

I was already going to reblog, but that first vibrato, oh my god.

[deceptipup]

IS THERE REALLY A FLAPPY BIRD MMO

[deceptipup]

all around me are familiar faces

[autogynephiladelphia]

Tony Hawk is like fucking Perry the Platypus because if I saw him without a skateboard I'd be like "A man" and the second he picks up a skateboard I'd be like "TONY HAWK?!?!?!?!?!"

[therealraewest]

This basically sums up all his tweets

[acecroft]

be like ripley, don’t break the quarantine

[fluffmugger]

[catchymemes]

She is absolutely essential and must be protected at all costs