if it makes you comfy, you can call me god

hi hello welcome to the shitshow Jules. 28. Agender. they/them/theirs. Bisexual. Switch. Poly. MDNI. I think I'm hot shit, obviously

[gayvampyr]

this may seem extreme but i believe people who say things like this should die

[seerofmike]

tired of pretending i dont like imagine dragons . "all their music sounds like its designed to be in movie trailers" and !!!! some bitches like brainless noise !!!!!!

[seerofmike]

"they're generic and engineered to be the most bland 'rock' band imagineable for the masses" when radioactive comes on i do the inhale-exhale thing with my entire chest u will never know simple joys and pleasures like i do.

[seerofmike]

stop reblogging this pretentious people are finding it

[depsidase]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kingscrown666]

This works no matter which slice you start with

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[baaulp]

Baby war

[transfemininomenon]

how fucking dystopian is this though

[jakemorph]

be careful driving around me lest my baby die before his destined time on the battlefield

[gayvampyr]

conversations between 2 adhders go something like

1: *random info*

2: … (zoning out)

2: wait what did you say

1:

1: i don’t remember

[saintsebastiensbf]

men who giggle. men who go teehee

[aflo]

[needsomething]

[chandajaan-deactivated20220615]

I’m obsessed with clashing and mismatched patterns and maximalist fabrics actually, so sick of matching bland minimalism.

[chandajaan-deactivated20220615]

This is the only thing that matters actually

[depsidase]

[flagellant]

[gayvampyr]

we should’ve stopped the internet growing when we had the chance

[404computerhamstersnotfound]

brb going back in time to kill the internet as a baby

[gayvampyr]

good luck king im rooting for you

[adonischildsupportcase]

[specialty38-deactivated20200930]

those is mcdonalds jeans?

[ynfynytscrolltbh]

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

[lolt64]

theres a hourse in the dirve through

[tooies]

could you please stay on topic

[rickybabyboy]

Please respect my pouch no laughing

[rickybabyboy]

DISRESPECTFUL OBLITERATING YOU

[batsdotjpg]

microdosing on intimacy by running my hand through my own hair

[weaver-z]

What if they reprinted really gory and dark novels with those bland Canva clip-art covers you see on every Wattpad-sourced romcom these days

[weaver-z]

A portent of what is to come

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[forcefemme-vigilante]

femme knuckleduster

[bonelessnerd]

Wedding ring for the polycule’s designated tank

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Every kill begins with Kay

[brothfan1997]