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the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

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Happy pride month to everyone! I drew Lumity from the owl house to celebrate :P

druidandpendragon

merlin text posts pt 7. watched the finale again and cried time to restart

materials from, say it with me, PINTEREST

parts 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6

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"you cant write on an empty stomach—" who says im writing???? this blank document needs observing bro. shhhhhhshshshhut the fuck up.....

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morgwen appreciation 🪻 & bonus battle sketch !!

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Massively over-designing cutie marks

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what the pony

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Merthur in a nutshell

hayatheauthor

50 Words to Use Instead of "Walked"

For the writers stuck describing every single scene transition as someone "walking" somewhere. Some words are repeated across categories since they fit more than one, but those are counted once, so it adds up to 50 new words.

1. Neutral Tags

Walked, Strolled, Paced, Wandered, Roamed, Moved, Ambled.

2. Slow / Leisurely Tags

Sauntered, Meandered, Dawdled, Loitered, Moseyed, Ambled, Wandered.

3. Fast / Urgent Tags

Hurried, Rushed, Hastened, Scurried, Dashed, Bolted, Scampered.

4. Confident / Purposeful Tags

Strode, Marched, Swaggered, Stalked, Strutted, Paced.

5. Quiet / Sneaky Tags

Crept, Tiptoed, Slunk, Slipped, Padded, Prowled, Sidled.

6. Tired / Struggling Tags

Shuffled, Staggered, Stumbled, Hobbled, Limped, Trudged, Plodded, Dragged, Wobbled.

7. Angry / Aggressive Tags

Stormed, Stomped, Barged, Charged, Thundered, Stamped, Marched.

8. Nervous / Hesitant Tags

Inched, Edged, Sidled, Tottered, Faltered, Crept.

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Bob's Burgers but if aired on CN

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How many weddings is too many...

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Highly recommend injecting a little whimsy into your life. Say hello to gravestones. Pretend the raindrops on your window are racing. When small children stare at you, wave. My grandfather had a studded belt that started losing its studs. He replaced them with googly eyes. Do what you can to make your life a bit lighter

snailcheeserulz

I do this shit all the time so some more tried and true suggestions:

-Carry googly eyes, put them on everything, give them away, become the googly eye dealer

-draw on pegs and clip them to people you know. Call it pegging. Great game

-bring gifts to gigs, bracelets, tiny ducks (crowd fav), stickers, worms on strings etc.

-wave to people when your bus is stationary. Watch the person on the pavement go from confused to delighted

-wear a silly hat or similar in public and don’t acknowledge it

-if yoy have the confidence compliment people you don’t know whenever you can

-if you have a parking ticket that still has time on, give it to someone else. Once got a whole day one that had obviously already been used by like 3 people

there’s probably more but this is just of the top of my head have fun making people smile