she’ll be in for a shock!

matylda big gay she/her, they/them b*etlebabes and nsfw blogs dni please please no discourse

[spitefulinamillionways]

lmaooo forgot about this account but i just wanted to say to all my h2g2 fans out there marvin looks like the robot from clone high

[spitefulinamillionways]

jesus christ

i didn’t think i listened to tea errors that much

[yawndaime]

hey i know we’re tired of change.org but julius jones is on death row and has been wrongfully imprisoned for 20 years so it really cannot hurt to sign this petition

[mimisobel]

GUYS PLEASE SIGN THIS AND STOP A POOR MAN FROM DYING UNFAIRLY

[bisexualwario]

sorry to post facebook videos on main but the sound of jello going through an industrial shredder is both mesmerizing and horrible

[brazenbutch-deactivated20230725]

here’s the original video, if anyone’s curious what it sounds like

[spitbruise]

Dear god that’s disturbing…

[spitefulinamillionways]

yall are wild, here’s the actual link

[totally-incorrect-theatre-quotes]

Delia: How insecure do you think I am? Seriously, how insecure do you think I am? I need you to tell me. Will you please tell me?

[spitefulinamillionways]

i don’t even post on this account anymore but whenever i get a notification (which isn’t that often but it happens) that @totally-incorrect-theatre-quotes posted i WILL like/reblog first

[totally-incorrect-theatre-quotes]

🥰🥰🥰

Thank you!!!

[spitefulinamillionways]

i don’t even post on this account anymore but whenever i get a notification (which isn’t that often but it happens) that @totally-incorrect-theatre-quotes posted i WILL like/reblog first

[spitefulinamillionways]

lmao just saying to any followers of mine who are expecting something from me, this account is officially dead unless i somehow get back into beetlejuice again. sorry to anyone who liked the stuff i posted, but i doubt i’ll ever post again so

[spitefulinamillionways]

beetlejuice screenshot game!!

i only half regret making this

i also got this first try

and yeah that’s it that’s the first quarter of the show

[put-a-lil-alright-in-the-world]

aaaand there’s the last quarter

bonus:

that’s his wife

[alittleblue-berrymuffin]

Oh

[chaotic-lydia]

I’m very mildly terrified.

[spitefulinamillionways]

[totally-incorrect-theatre-quotes]

Adam and Barbara::A relationship is like a house! If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb!

BJ: Unless that house is a lying jerk. Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on

[totally-incorrect-theatre-quotes]

Lydia: you know what a real power move is? when you get invited to a place you don’t want to go, ask for a tissue and then start eating it without breaking eye-contact with the host.

Charles:

Delia: they won’t invite you over again

Lydia: exactly

[spitefulinamillionways]

so i haven’t been to active in the beetlejuice fandom recently, but i saw this and i feel like quite a few people need to hear this.

i usually don’t post stuff about beetlebabes, unless it’s about shippers not interacting with me as the ship makes me uncomfortable, but this account will never be active again most likely, so why not, right?

part 1

https://vm.tiktok.com/JeESxeH/

Alyx on TikTok

Part 1 of 2. REPOST because nobody has seen it. #fyp

part 2

https://vm.tiktok.com/JeE6pGy/

Alyx on TikTok

Part 2 of 2. Please listen to the first part as well. This is SO important. #fyp

it’s about the jojo’s bizarre adventure fandom, but it works for any pedophilloic ship

this account might be pretty dead after this, so might as well actually speak up about something i disliked while i was in said fandom

this isn’t a post to harrass beetlebabes shippers. it’s purely to tell people about pedophilloic ships, and why they’re bad.

i don’t care if i get hate, i’m not gonna change my mind just because some people told me that i’m wrong.

thanks, bye.

[memekingarthur]

[hazel-weatherfield]

Earrings suit him.

[creepyoldbeej]

Delia: When one door closes, another one is sure to open!!

Lydia: You know, or you could just OPEN it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work.

Barbara: Or you could be polite and knock on the door first.

Beetlejuice: Y’all are wimps. Just kick it down or rip it off it’s hinges, it’s not that hard.

Adam: I think we’re getting off topic now...

[lil-maeoo-deactivated20200715]

Lydia: OI BEEJ! Describe your ideal partner!

Beej: Sexy, white, suburban idiot, middle class, brown hair, green shirt, booty che-

Lydia: So... Adam?

——— later ———

Lydia: Ghost dad! Describe your ideal partner.

Adam: Barbara.

———later 2.0———

Lydia: it’s not lookin good, bro.

Beej: :(

[cirilee]

sleeb……….