siempre slap

[elclon]

i’m back in the fucking building again

[birb-tangleblog]

Ask meme concept: Reverse Unpopular Opinion meme

Ppl send topics and instead of salt or hot takes, you MUST talk abt smth you like about it. Good excuse to gush abt smth you already love, OR think and find smth positive to say. 

Hard mode, “missed potential” is NOT allowed as an answer.

[m3atbuff3t]

Jay white etc etc something something

[evilgirlmechanicock]

That's right, you're mommy's little swingbait, aren't you? You going to get me a home run, or are you gonna be my fourth ball and let mommy walk? You would never strike mommy out, would you, little ball? Hey batter batter-

[spitslap]

[dragkingsrule]

King of Drag season 2 cast revealed! (x)

Season 2 premiers September 20, 2026 on Revry.

[sculpturegallery]

Adel Abdessemed

[spitslap]

There is a woman sitting on the train wearing a shirt that just says 'abo' and nothing indicates that she...knows. Does she know?

[grapnel]

An example of why one should use the Oxford comma.

[likesummerrainn]

AEW Collision | 07.02.26

[spitslap]

started laughing because Juice Robinson really started channelling Annie Wilkes there like "THERE AIN'T NO COCKADOODIE INTERFERENCE IN THE CONTINENTAL CLASSIC"

[piratewithvigor]

We have waited for so long for this night

[spitslap]

MCMG vs. Bang Bang Gang in tag team action. Sabin and Shelley get Jay White pinned between them and give him a kiss. Juice Robinson pees on the mat to get some attention. Jay gets mad and tries to murder everyone but ends up spitting foam all over himself and somehow his hairtie is the only thing holding his psyche together. Shelley winks into camera or says something stupid and I bust a nut.

[spitslap]

I was suddenly reminded of the Alex Shelley vs Daniel Garcia match, we NEED Shelley to sexually bully all of the young guys on the roster and give them forehead kissies

[spitslap]

David Finlay looks like a little kid playing with his dad's gun that he's a little scared of. And Clark Connors looks like he sleeps with underage girls.

[spitslap]

"So good at the mind games" and Orange is just rolling over

[spitslap]

These thighs are wasted on a cis man, I should be getting my skull pulverized between them while I suck his jock pussy

[spitslap]

Good god. He has the cringelord dye job and unfortunate chin strap beard of a perpetual virgin and yet the thighs of a minotaur dragging their massive hog along the floors of the labyrinth leaving a snail trail??