[ID: A colored digital Splatoon fan comic.
Panel 1: An adult orange inkling teacher about to enter a classroom shown through the window of the door, absent mindedly looking at some papers.
Panel 2: The teacher looks up through the window, his attention caught.
Panel 3: The classroom from the perspective of the teacher through the window. The students, young inklings, sit at their desks. Some talk amongst themselves, one reads, one yawns, another stares out the window, and one points excitedly at the viewer. The majority of the students are a bright blue color.
Panel 4: The students upon noticing the teacher’s presence all stare at the viewer with anticipation.
Panel 5: The teacher sighs, his shoulders slumped.
Panel 6: Closeup of the teacher’s hand on the doorknob as he says, “Okay, wise guys…”
Panel 7: The teacher opening the door and entering the classroom as he finishes his sentence: “Why are you all blue?” as slosher full of blue ink falls from the top of the door directly above the teachers head.
The next two images are tweets by em🌿 @/celadonglonghorn. Tweet 1: “guys the teacher is fine. splatoon society is full of bloodthirsty children with easy access to weapons, respawn points on every block are probably mandated by law”
Tweet 2: “i told you he was fine”
The last image is a follow up panel to the comic. Two inklings sit in chairs by the window of an office. They stare at the ground nervously. Inside the office, the teacher can be seen yelling into his phone, broken up by unintelligible blue speech bubbles. He says “…slosher has been confiscated by the school and will require a guardian present to be returned. / Her sister’s? Well, tell her to be more vigilant with her weapons. / Wh- you think I should be more vigilant against ‘flanks’?! Sir, this is a school-” End ID]