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Why are the poets of Instagram trying to give hares body dysmorphia? What if they're content just looking like that?

I need that 70s show remade but with an entirely different cast. Everytime I try to rewatch it all I see is a bunch of scientologists, rapists, pedophiles, and poor topher grace having to work with them.

#also id make Eric bisexual #because he is bisexual #Eric's Buddy #also like the entire last season would never happen #and Jackie and hyde would never break up #that 70s show

Was crying in the Shepherd West bathroom and this girl and her mom were giving me these diabolical looks and now they're in the same bus as me. Curse my stupid chud life

#chud #the beauty of crying on public transportation and associated rest stops is the anonymity you aren't supposed to follow me home now

I am like if the brass monkey instrumental was a girl

I love my ugly toothless asthmatic cat and my ugly toothless asthmatic cat loves me

#friends #ugly #straight out of a medieval tapestry looking

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My dad just came over to ask me if I know who clavicular is. How do I explain what looksmaxxing is to a 54 year old man???

#had to give him The Talk #sometimes boys like to take meth to get skinny and smash their faces with hammers #yes dad he makes money this way #yes dad he makes a lot of money this way #no dad I don't watch his streams???#help #???#what is he googling

Watching the sopranos and thinking about how funny it would be if we saw Tony going through the actual side effects of starting prozac. Need a whole episode of Tony pounding down gallons of water trying to figure out why his mouth is so dry

#the sopranos #tony soprano #thanks prozac

I fear I've developed a new OCD compulsion where Everytime I see my cat I have to tell her I love her. I feel so uneasy when I only say hi I always have to follow it up with "I love you".

#actually ocd #OCD #cat #idk

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