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Sam | him | benlocke goated | spamlikers i love you | sideblog @fuckingshitting | my ao3 (neglected) @faggotwriting

[crunchy-bisquit]

sometimes im not even trying to spam like tumblr just feeds me all of your posts and i gobble it up like a malnourished child from the 1600s eating chocolate for the first time

[feralratbitesu]

can i be honest tho i kinda hate makeup bc i love licking my lips and rubbing my hands on my face like a cat or a fly annd i also love wiping my eyes like a sleepy infant all the time so basically i cant do it

[moss-corner]

love it when fight club fanart is just

yeah

[cervinae-canine]

thought about the character too hard

[bluering8]

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream of, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

[sistersavelorn]

(they just said the word “lost” on lost voice) “heh… that’s the name of the show….”

[kanopos]

absolutely disgusting sleepy little man, god i cant even look at him, it makes me want to throw up. quiet everybody

-greg davies probably

whipping this one out from last year's procreate pile

[evmdisco-deactivated20260510]

i started house md i absolutely adore cuddy

[fuckingfucking]

Trying binding with tape 4 the first time oh my goddddddd this is the FUCKING BEST

[milo03c]

Big fan of milfs getting milfier

[de-activated-offical]

I need to do this. (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't d

[rpfofficial]

levels of mutualship :

the closest thing to real soulmates you can find

we fought in the same trenches and have a warrior's bond that carries over into every stage of life

friend i sit next to in every class and pass notes to/whisper to constantly

academic peer/colleague that i respect and have a little intellectual crush on

neighbour in the same apartment block that i say hi to on the stairs

neighbour across the street who i wave at every morning and evening

we're regulars at the same bar

i can't even remember who you are but if you weren't here there would be something fundamental missing

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

[thoradvice]

25% is better than 0%. trying a little is better than not trying at all. eating a protein bar is better than nothing. using dry shampoo is better than not showering. cleaning one section of your room or house is better than not cleaning any of it. writing a paragraph of your essay is better than not starting it. whatever you can manage today is okay. you can try again tomorrow. little steps are to be proud of.

[lizluzz]

baby boy

(21x4 outtakes)

[fuckingfucking]

GLEEPA NEEP!! glamma neeble! glepe gleep gleep. i am the gleepster, for i gleep gleep gloop on that glop. Ugh! there are some alt right gleepenian racefakers on this website. they think you can just write "gleep gleep gleep" and fool people in to believe theyre from planet gleep. when, nazism and fascism don't exist on planet gleep. glabaleeble norp glorp GLEEBA NEEPA. they think that because there's no online translators they can just say gibberish and everyone will believe they're actual gleepenians. just, assuming that there aren't any gleepers who will be able to see straight through their ruise. like, are you hivliving me???? glabaleeeble norp glabaleeep GLORP GLABALEEEP NORP . gleep gleep gleep gleep glawrmoplibba.

Pshhhhhh.... Gleep is glerp norp GLEEP!!!!! Gwabahlep gleplorp gleeb gleep fakers....

Glleeeerp glomb nerp glerp norp gleepenian glaba nazi narba. Glarb.... Glarb. Glarb!!!!!

Glabala gleepster. Glep gleepster. Gleep. Gleepster.

[fuckingfucking]

I'm very attached to my pfp