Obsessed and Confused

Splockie, 27, she/her Live and die by the foxhole court

[bumblingest-bee]

”which could mean nothing” is maybe my favorite phrase of all time. where would we be without it

[orpheusilver]

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

[orpheusilver]

dont do this

[babblingbranches]

[cryptcollector]

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

[cryptcollector]

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

[cryptcollector]

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

[cryptcollector]

do not do this.

[jenjensd]

Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

[jenjensd]

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Best I can do with what I have (I'm at work rn)

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Oh that is a... fascinating smell

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Don't do this

[ab-arts]

Alright now I’m curious

[ab-arts]

Didn't have strips so I made what I call battery acid cereal

[ab-arts]

Don't do this

[xeansicemane]

Roko's Basilisk is bullshit but I entirely believe in this specific infohazard

[vexwerewolf]

I love how Tumblr can agree on absolutely nothing except that you should not do this

[penny-anna]

i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

[street-of-mercy]

[a-tian]

[i-still-am-distantstarlight]

The Ides of March, coming soon to a coliseum near you. Knives not included.

[mageless]

🔪🔪🔪

Free knives!!! Take one on your way down the dash!

[kosmogrl]

[argillaforma]

no because if i was shane and my not-boyfriend-but-boyfriend-probably-love-of-my-life-situationship-throat-goat wore a slutty little tank top and looked up at me with those horny puppy dog eyes i also wouldn’t give a fuck if my friend with 84 kids heard him slobbering on it through the phone

[splockbubblegum]

No wonder Andrew thought he wasn’t real, I wouldn’t either.

Imagine waking up to a literal Adonis in your bed everyday. I’d explode.

[splockbubblegum]

Son of the Butcher

[roycohn]

do it scared. do it stupid. but most importantly, do it bitching and moaning the entire time

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

here’s to all the things you survived quietly and privately this year

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

here’s to all the things you survived loudly, to the dead horses you beat to death, to the shit that makes you scream

[my-2nd-account]

The difference is that jealous Ilya looks homicidal while jealous Shane looks suicidal

[no-lovelorn-hazard]

@raccoonboywrites coming correct as always

[ballwizard]

if ur my follower and u engage with my posts often rest assured ur username and icon combo is in my mind and I see it and go oh yeah I know that guy yay

[kikunai]

me

[splockbubblegum]

Happy New Year!

[ajdumpsherbrain]

shane: mom…can you take three steps back please?

also shane at 4am in the morning: