on my dnp shit

[cat-diagnosis]

Name: Paraganglus,  Seventeenth of the Perfect One Thousand Skill: Unmatched Form Quote: Look upon me and feel relief, for I am the deliverer.

[paradosical]

go my ponyfication beam 💥💥

[mogblin]

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

[glorious-spoon]

spent forty-five minutes today helping an 87yo woman who does not own a computer or a cell phone try to set up an email account so that she could then set up a second account in order to access benefits. went with protonmail, because they don't require 2fa, but it turns out that while you can still make a protonmail account without authentication you can no longer use it to create OTHER accounts without it, and the benefits page she needed to get to required both an email and a cell phone to create an account anyway. asked if she wanted to try going in person to see if someone there could help her, and she said that she had, and they'd directed her to the website. she tried signing up with her landline, but of course that didn't work because you can't do SMS authentication that way. finally ended up writing up detailed instructions for how to log in and authenticate her account so she can drive to her severely disabled daughter's house forty minutes away because that's the only person she knows and trusts who has both a cell phone and a computer.

anyway i fucking hate mandatory 2fa and i think the people responsible for it should have to spend a year navigating their lives with no cell phone and no internet access beyond the public library pcs. fuck.

[cursedwink]

Azumarill has a delicious morning snack. Which Pokemon should I draw next?

[pokemonarchive]

012 Butterfree (2022) Illustrator: HYOGONOSUKE

[frontmansdefender]

[thebibliosphere]

The kid next door (talking toddler age) is playing outside and just wiped out in his Fisher Price car, and I just heard the babysitter say, “oh no, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up!” And the kid who had only been mildly sniffling before made the most confused, but startled sound you’ve ever heard.

Just very clearly an attempt at saying, “my what?”

He straight up forgot about his scraped knee and is now worried about whatever the fuck an insurance premium is.

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

[cogentranting]

Observed today:

Two little girls playing gently with a daddy long legs.

Girl 1: can it die?

Girl 2, in a calm happy even tone: of course. Like all living things it can and must die.

[importantpics]

[lizardsmp3]

dan’s soul draining away when the single swagalicious was his fault. just so good.

[wykart]

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

[kaliune]

Vaporeon doodle 🐚🫧

[catasters]

[danandphilupdates]

phil insta story

21/7/26

[gremlininho]

looking. at you

[swissroll-plus]

feelin like a dying tamagotchi rn