i’m invisible and magical

masha, 33, she/her

[l3ftfourde4d]

[ceruleanheaven]

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[frogcult19]

I would dye everything green too

Inspired by this tweet

[gayvampyr]

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

[gayvampyr]

and i hope she’s an older lesbian

[phumblr]

in case u needed to hear it today

[diphowell]

that second gif from the outfit vid in your ass shaking gifset. the most boyfriend look of all time.

it’s soooo. i feel the same way about the tour bus one too. the way he’s looking at him

i know i’ve said this a million times but this feels like A Thing dan does and it’s unbelievably boyfriend. but also can i say the outfit one doesn’t feel as crazy because they were already filming but the idea of phil taking out his phone and recording dan shaking his ass while looking back at him is a lot for me.

[sconesfortea]

Dan and Phil in more baby tees please

[mohamano]

ii video so devastating i m trying to cope with yuri

[charmwasjess]

Having someone ask ChatGPT in a meeting is like being a grown-ass professional adult in a room full of other grown-ass professional adults trying to solve a problem, while a colleague with one of those baby toys that makes animal sounds repeatedly presses the cow button. And we all have to stop what we're doing and listen to cow go moo and say "wow hm yeah that's not really what we're asking but the cow does definitely go moo, good thoughts"

[baddywronglegs]

Except increasingly the cow is being treated as a respected contributor to meetings as we pivot to a moo-centric business model that principally produces bullshit

[generaljenobi]

[aidashakur]

who am I if I don’t isolate myself from everyone

[fairycosmos]

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

[vashthestampede-deactivated2020]

Why do you say men are objects? That’s not true and hurtful

men are on sale at the grocery store for a few dollars

[dryad-knifeplay]

Is that a swarm of locust in your pants or are your dick and balls just heralding the end of days

[ratzinmyattic]

Im tryna maniphest plushies for tour merch

[phousetour]

im actually so emotional about daniel danisnotonfire howell right now saying that he felt like people didn’t actually like him or his personality. babygirl i have ALWAYS loved you for your beautiful mind and your bitchy tone and and your cunty outfits and your big soft squishy heart that you tried and failed to shove into a box of sarcasm and irony but never quite figured out how to unpin from your sleeve. im so glad you left so you could come back happy and free 🥺

[dzumii]

girls yearn for popular media with a butch as a main character