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Phil with the phresh phlonde dressed in black for Danās birthday, I said oh Iām sure. I hope theyāre going out to a nightclub to go dancing like Dan wanted to and Dan is completely oblivious every time a man tries to dance with him or buy him a drink bc heās out with his HOT BOYFRIEND on his BIRTHDAY
ooouuughhhh š let them dance and let every man hit on them so they can show off
hope they hit the town in their matching little shirts and kiss in the middle of the street and cheers to themselves
"my favorite business partner" is so funny when u remember his brother runs their merch company
Dan replied to these tweets!
11 June 2026
DanAndPhil on TikTok!
11 June 2026
there should be coming of age stories for people turning 30
gorgeous thank you so much as always
I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars
I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us
Dan saying a lot about Phil and Phil looking like he's having a great time.
anyone else feel like butter scraped over too much bread and in serious need of a holiday, a very long holiday, from which they don't mean to return. or is it just me
dan really making the dream come true in tomodachi life today.... marrying phil.... throwing out the golden pig out of their phucking house...
dan today:
> starts a video
> marries phil in game
> rejects golden pig as his son
> quits the series immediately after
Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me
Microdosing on executive function by completing tasks in video games
real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????
why is this getting notes again everyone STOP talking about white collar & rich guy shit i am a BLUE COLLAR DYKE!!!! THIS IS A JANITORIAL COMPANY!!!! i will NOT let you make this about white collar businessmen the poors are funny too ok
problematic sudoku solving skills gap
identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like thatās great now i know what i need to stop doing. but thatās literally my something
