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dan’s soul draining away when the single swagalicious was his fault. just so good.

why is it always declarations of love through condiments with these two. ranch. ketchup. the two most important things really are that dan loves dips and dan loves phil

frogcult19

A peaceful moment

danielbear

listen I LIVE for baby dan getting a lil embarrassed or flustered around phil????? for example, hitting phil in the face with a pillow while he tried to read a question in amazingdan, and then going all soft and giggly and saying “sorryyyy what was the question? I didn’t hear you.”, or when he made that face during their “sex tape” when they were meant to be looking serious and phil cracked and started laughing and dan was like “whaaaaat?”, or also in amazingdan when someone asked dan if he’d play gay chicken on camera with phil and he was like “for 12 billion pounds” and phil said “my paypal is amazingphil @ gmail” and winked and dan giggled and bumped him with his knee and said “shut up” it just !!!!! kills me !!!!!!! bc phil was naturally quite flirty and always making dirty jokes back then and making dan blush, and then dan would try to be flirty but get flustered and shy about it AND I AM DYING

pipdip-dots

what if your house was FLOODED and your minecraft pj pants BROKE and you got COPYRITE STRIKE from YOURSELF and your BOYFRIEND wasn’t a LAWYER and you were GAY

silaswhatever

hey so

the card youtube included with Phil's jacket

...that was 1000% ai-generated, right? like a human person didnt write that shit

#i thought the same thing

sleepyslag

destiel 🤝 phan

every post in this site is about them and we WILL remind you of that every time

soulmatesclub

partners in everything ❤️‍🩹

dottieflops

the emo and lesbian sister to I Try to Give Dan a Haircut

ahappydnp

Do you think at a HYPOTHETICAL wedding Dan would cry?

dan once cried over a cookie

agendratum

for @ahappydnp

bonus:

#me when i realised i met them on september 11th last tour #i wanted to put it in my bio but “9/11 best day” just looked wrong

diphowell

they knew they were three months from telling everyone they’ve been in a relationship since they met and dan wrote d <3 p in ketchup and made a beeline for a camera to show it off before walking back and letting phil see. and they’ve never fucking talked about it since.