Spock Probably Does a Lot of Things

Hey everyone! Basically this is a collection of a bunch of random headcanons about Spock, and things he probably does or has or whatever. All types of ideas are welcome, from angst, to fluff, to philosophical, to anything. Submissions are accepted and highly encouraged! AOS and TOS are both accepted. If you submit an idea that you think only applies to one or the other, choose the appropriate tag when submitting. Otherwise, we'll assume it applies to both :) ~from the creator of jim-probably~

[bones-probably]

Bones' fave prank on Spock?

Bones probably sneaks into Spock’s room via Jim’s room to shift his furniture just by a couple inches so it kinda looks out of place but it isn’t wholly apparent.

[spock-probably]

Spock probably is secretly driven mad by the whole thing but refused to let it show.

[spock-probably]

Spock probably envies the time Jim got covered in a pile of tribbles.

[uhura-probably]

Uhura probably meets up with Jim whenever there’s time, to eat ice cream and cookies and other sweets and gossip or bitch about goings ons around the ship.

[jim-probably]

Jim probably does her hair and paints her nails while they talk.

[spock-probably]

Spock probably always has to remind himself that human hands are not the same as vulcans' and Jim is not doing inappropriate things with his girlfriend.

[spock-probably]

Spock probably cuddles Jim like a teddy bear in his sleep.

[bones-probably]

Bones probably confessed to having sex in sickbay during a game of Never Have I Ever.

[jim-probably]

Jim probably confessed to the same.

[spock-probably]

Spock probably confessed to the same.

[uhura-probably]

Uhura probably taught Jim everything he knows about make up.

[spock-probably]

Spock probably already knew.

[uhura-probably]

Uhura probably deserves to be President of the Federation.

[spock-probably]

Spock probably ran the campaign.

[jim-probably]

Jim probably connects Spock’s freckles into the constellations that you used to see from Vulcan while he’s asleep, because he knows that Spock doesn’t want to admit that he misses his home.

[spock-probably]

Spock probably pretends he's sleeping far more often than Jim realizes, but he thinks it's sweet so he lets Jim continue.

[spock-probably]

Spock probably has a huge file full of cat photos; he’s literally the King of Lolcat.

[spock-probably]

Spock probably read a lot of books about strategy for chess games, but still can’t win against Jim.

[spock-probably]

jim-probably:

Jim probably purposely does anything and everything he knows will make Spock jealous, just to get a reaction out of him.

Spock probably does a great job of hiding his jealousy until the end of the day when they’re alone in their quarters.