Uhura Probably Does a Lot of Things

Hey everyone! Basically this is a collection of a bunch of random headcanons about Uhura, and things she probably does or has or whatever. All types of ideas are welcome, from angst, to fluff, to philosophical, to anything. Submissions are accepted and highly encouraged! AOS and TOS are both accepted. If you submit an idea that you think only applies to one or the other, choose the appropriate tag when submitting. Otherwise, we'll assume it applies to both :) ~from the creator of jim-probably~

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Has Uhura ever pranked Spock?

Uhura probably really likes the “(so and so) say ‘(blah blah)’ which means ‘i love you’ and I think that’s beautiful.” meme and has pulled it on Spock multiple times.

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Uhura probably keeps an entire folder of songs she sings to crew members when they’re not feeling well.

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uhura probably would like to tell you that you're an amazing person and you're doing a great job!!

Uhura probably wonders why she’s talking to herself in third person, or she probably wonders when the captain planned on telling her that they’d run into another alternate universe.

((Thank you!!))

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Uhura probably has at least one spayed pet tribble.

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Uhura probably was inspired to join Starfleet because of Hoshi Sato.

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Uhura probably teams up with Jim to pull pranks on the crew.

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Uhura probably meets up with Jim whenever there’s time, to eat ice cream and cookies and other sweets and gossip or bitch about goings ons around the ship.

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Uhura probably taught Jim everything he knows about make up.

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Uhura probably once killed a man with just her left pinky. 

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Bones probably is the best dancer on the Enterprise, but tries to hide it as much as possible.

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Uhura probably teamed up with him for a Starfleet-sponsored ballroom competition. They probably win by a mile.

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Uhura probably introduced Jim to the concept of bath bombs.

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Uhura probably deserves to be President of the Federation.