Chris, this is not the blog you're looking for...

vague jedi hand waving

[pansyfemme]

relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

[snapsicle]

heres my superhero idea: guy who’s pretty much normal, but is immune to anyone with superpowers. if supervillains try to attack him, he’s immune to their powers. if supervillains with powers try to punch him he’s immune. what he’s not immune to, though, is getting regular beaten up by a completely normal man

[spock-sobbing-mathematically]

thats just bella swan

[sharkiethedork]

Visit Original Link

[evilswan]

"You’re the man in charge, but I’m in charge of you, remember?"

[blushingsteve-deactivated201509]

(x)

[murphycooper-deactivated2017072]

#I’M FEELING LIKE THE WORST PERSON EVER I SCROLLED THROUGH THIS AND I THOUGHT IT WAS THE GIRL FROM THE FAULT IN OUR STARS#I AM A DISGRACE TO THE FANDOM (x)

[of-themysciraa]

I fell for erik like you fall asleep; slowly, then he shot me in the spine

[geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji]

bye

[teen-wolf-archive]

[omgpoetry]

this is funny

like really, really funny

[onlyhughmannhere]

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

[fakenails]

I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.

[pikachucastiel-deactivated20220]

no one say it

[hauntedmushroom]

OMFG I GET IT

[officialgenitalherpes]

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

[midnight--chlamydia-deactivated]

just say it out loud, or at least the last two, in detail

[herochan]

Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool… in HD

If we add the word “leaked” to this will it make it more exciting? If “leaked” means “uploaded by the animation studio” then this is even more “leaked” than when “leaked” meant “shown to 1000’s of people at Comic-Con”. 

[brodhi-rook]

[ Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool in Fox’s unreleased Deadpool movie test footage ]

[mcavoyclub]

You never know it’s the right one. I don’t think there is a “right” one. There are many people you could fall in love with forever. Marriage is an ongoing thing, man. You continue to work at it. But it’s joyful. And joyous. I don’t care if people are living without a marriage certificate. It’s just about people, in some way, saying to each other, I commit to you. I will help you in this life. We’re not in this room for the next 20 years by accident. We’re here because we mean it.

[jaegermasters-deactivated201705]

[hummusrevolutionaryfront]

'Just had my day brightened up. Big Caribbean army bloke in front of me on the DLR knitting. Old lady turns to him and says “I didn't know men could knit”. He turns to her and in his best Caribbean accent says “No ma'am, the only thing men can't do is have babies. And there's nothing women can't do.” '

DLR= Docklands Light Railway, London

[ginandbird]

love everything about this.

[legof-lamb]

Butte Hotel, Portland, OR by Robby Virus on Flickr.

[memedyke420-deactivated20160621]

for a second i totally thought it said butt hole

[doesnotloveyou]

[entirelyessential-blog]

[blackamazon]

”there there angry face” ”no. I am angry and your fluffy yellow sunshine will not calm my WRATH”

[theapplepielifestyle]

#kirk and bones

[wildandwild]

[m3rgh0st-deactivated20180803]

MY MIND’S TELLING ME NOOO

BUT MY BODY, MY BODY IS TELLING ME YESSSSS