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Will reblog any random things I find awesome

[spock111]

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

[abstractsuffering]

did anybody else notice that like really out of place ford focus or whatever in episode 6 of stranger things?

[abstractsuffering]

spotted

[gay-aurora]

[meanderingandrambling]

Guys it’s Christmas Eve, please be nice to everyone in the service industry.

[ghostprincen]

Please don’t stay after closing y’all. Ion get out til midnight tonight!!! I wanna go tf home to my wife and cats! 

[just-shower-thoughts]

Maybe instead of promoting that any gender can wear makeup and look beautiful. We can instead promote that no one has to wear makeup to be beautiful.

[justbadpuns]

THIS YEAAAAAAAAARRRRRR

[justbadpuns]

We started this blog 5 months ago and here’s our top 10 posts of 2015

[sabertoothwalrus]

unmute

[copperbadge]

I have never so joyously reblogged a bird video in my life. 

[laffgaff]

6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8 ,9 but why did 7 eat 9?

Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.

[simsimmertim]

this is advanced

[adataraxia]

Stranger Things Stranger Things 2 Strangers and Things 2 Strange 4 Things 5 Things The Strange and the Things: Tokyo Drift Strangest 7

[pettyboy]

when ur in geography class but u don’t know what’s happening

[shotabunny-moving]

mondays more like

[okay]

“Are you kidding me?” “No, im adulting you”

[topshotpicks]

Gaming Logic

[pepsiie-blog-deactivated2021060]

more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger

[celihime]

the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land

[warsob-deactivated20131215]

when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots

[doctorscottie]

when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area

[masterassassinoo]

When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration.

[goddessofcheese]

When you use controller 1, it means you’ll win

[beranyth-inactive]

Throwing yourself bodily to the side helps you avoid obstacles in racing.

[zephyrdrift]

Threatening the playable character with physical injury will make platform puzzles easier.

[aroihkin]

All of these things. All of them.

[fereldentribble-deactivated2019]

This entire post sums up my belief system from the time I was five years old to now.

[taotruths]

Determination.

[maisiewilliams]

when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen

[neilcicierega]

[sandandglass]

[boss-hoody]

Was he just born ripped as fuck or something?

[garykingoftheworld-deactivated2]

This is his father.

It’s quite possible Rock was indeed born ripped as fuck.

[ad-hominem-sappies-deactivated2]

Dwayne Johnson comes from a even bigger rock

[kabber]

The Boulder Johnson

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041]

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

[nevergenders]

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

[scumbagsblog]

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

[likeits1995]

SO PROUD

[ghost--ranger]

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

[crimezi]

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

[stars-for-thought]

We will all protect the small one.