Spoderman

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y r u so kewl

y thx u, whoeva u r. 

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Ben Affleck da new Batmon

Kepp carm nd gib Ben Affleck a fookin chanse. I remambor bak in da day when all u on da internet were laughin dat Heath Ledger was the new Joker until muthafookin openin dai. Stahp bein pretentious assholes bathin in ur own ignoranus. Kids dese days, onli no wan batmon besides da juan on der pyjamas but dey still fink dey can hab an oponion on da subject. I agray Bale was superb bert it just too bad soo sad, get ova it.

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I spand two mooch tym alyve in mai hed. Batmon sed I shud tell Uncol Ben becoz Uncol Ben will solv da problems den I crai evry tym.

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Wat Spoderman iz watshin ryt nao. Dat comic sans mak meh erekt.

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Stori of ma laif. Note if u get a bonner crai evry tym.

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WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

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Im leeder of Twerkaholic anonimoose. I bat u wotched mo dan wunce.

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1 note = 1 prayer

I ws goin toe mak a samnich bot den venum attcked meh and I relised I cri evritim

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Teh nam as spoderman nd im a gode prson Im lyk solvin crimes n shit #YOLO

Spoderman nd Uncle Ben

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Evolushon innit. H8rs got nuffin on me innit. 

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Dat ryt. I dunt join averagers avengars cuz it just 2 manstreaum. I drown in da manstreaum.