this time I'm gonna take the crown

I'm sure that those reading this either already know who I am from the lovely articles written about me on Page Six or at least know of my family the Carmichael's, but I'll still introduce myself. I've been called the Golden Boy of Manhattan, the Prince of Page Six, and the Most Beautiful Socialite since Babe Paley, but please, call me Sutton.

[cesardimaggio]

[laughs] nope, though their’s is a love for the ages. I can imagine there won’t be a dry eye there. [laughs again bc obv sarcasm] you’re starting to sound like Romeo. I come out of my cave of an apartment once a month, and dependent on whether or not I see my shadow, that’s how I decide to go get wasted and meet someone or keep my legs shut and head back inside. [grins] it’s a system, you know.

[spoiled-sutton]

Definitely. Disney needs to copyright this immediately. [laughs at the sarcasm] This sounds like a flawed system if you ask me. You should at least go to parties more often. Can't meet Prince Charming in your cave of an apartment.

[dominicpriestly]

[laughs] Funny, but I doubt you have the guts to stand up and say it with Taylor being right there, capable of killing you with his own two hands if you dared to pull something like that. 

[spoiled-sutton]

It's disappointing that you doubt my determination even now. But if I did come with the sole reason for ruining your wedding, I would have done something by now. Not that I'm doubting Taylor but murder in front of all those witnesses would be the last thing he'd consider. He's a law student and murdering anyone, least of all me, would be foolish. But relax, I was joking.

[cesardimaggio]

Sure I’ve thought of marriage before but this one definitely hasn’t, and probably won’t, make me want to go get hitched myself. There are a few steps in between marriage and where I’m standing right now. Dating, and meeting someone, just to name a few.

[spoiled-sutton]

Oh you mean to tell me this fairytale wedding hasn't got you aching for a spouse. [rolling his eyes at the pending nuptials] Do you even go out and try to meet anyone? I mean, there's someone out there for you, but it's doubtful that they'll coming knocking at your door at the Chelsea.

[cesardimaggio]

Why would I be getting the jitters? I’m juts a guest. Yeah, might as well. If the drinks and food are there, how can you say no?

[spoiled-sutton]

Not those type of jitters, the other kind. The kind that makes you want to go out and get married yourself. Surely you've thought about it at some point, right? Taylor's going to make sure that Dominic spares no expense when it comes to food and drinks so it'll be extravagant, I'm sure.

[dominicpriestly]

Kind off. I just hope everything goes smoothly for Taylor and he has the time of his life. I’m good with whatever as long as we get to sign the marriage papers and be official. I appreciate you coming to this, Sutton. 

[spoiled-sutton]

A lavish event with money being thrown at him in his honor, I'm pretty sure Taylor will love it. I wouldn't miss it for the world. What if I told you that I only came back to stop your wedding?

[dominicpriestly]

You’d think so, but I get surprised every day. At least with the magazine I know what I’m dealing with. This is all unknown waters. Even if it’s my 3rd wedding. 

[spoiled-sutton]

Must be a lot of big plans you guys have in store. It's the wedding of the season so I'm looking forward to it, but then again... Well, third time's the charm and all.

[cesardimaggio]

A wedding in just under a week? Sounds like the perfect excuse to have a drink or two right now… Hardly makes sense, but oh well.

[spoiled-sutton]

You're not getting the wedding jitters are you? I'm sure the drinks there will be spectacular. I personally don't think I'll be getting through it sober.

[lincolnwallace-mgmt-blog1]

[standing in the hall staring at a door frame] Does this wood look warped to you or am I having some vertigo issues…?

[spoiled-sutton]

You're a little young for vertigo I think, but I'm no doctor. The wood looks a little wonky but it adds character, yeah?

[dominicpriestly]

Preparing for a wedding is the worst thing that could happen to a man. This is too stressful. 

[spoiled-sutton]

I'm sure your surround yourself with helpful people to keep you level. You're the editor in chief of a magazine, it can't be more stressful than that.

[isaiah-dyson-deactivated2014081]

No. Hot guys just enjoy sex more when they’re with other hot guy. Don’t be such a prude Slutton. [slides into the car after stopping to pour Hawke some food and texting Zach that he was going out for a bit] What? That we would be able to share space without trying to kill each other? Yeah…have to save I’m pretty shocked myself.

[spoiled-sutton]

A prude? Really. I've been called a lot of things but never a prude...especially from a nympho like you. [gives the driver direction before relaxing back agains the chair, sighing] Yeah, a car ride in particular. But what a difference time makes. 

[rorykincaid]

Can’t you go back and get it?

[spoiled-sutton]

I'm sure I could, buuuuut, I mean. It'd be like going back to the American Cancer Society and asking for a refund of your check. Once something's donated to charity, it's kind of theirs. Unspoken rule of thumb.

[travisulrich]

Damnit!

[travisulrich]

You did? You never told me that. Of course before I was usually at your place. Everyone has their quarks to them. Or their cleaning habits. It’s been hectic but the busier the better for me to keep the day going. Do you still have your store and everything?

[spoiled-sutton]

Yeah, it was getting pretty lonely up there. Maybe this time instead of a person I'll find myself a pet or something. [grins] That's always good. Steady flow of...crime? [frowns] Maybe I worded that wrong. Business is still up and running. The store, the fashion line, nothing suffered much while I was gone. [rethinks his words again] ...nothing professionally at least.

[rorykincaid]

Why didn’t you bring it with you?

[spoiled-sutton]

It was...kind of a snap decision I guess. Didn't really think everything through like I should have.

[travisulrich]

Damnit!

[travisulrich]

Yea  I did. Roommate or devoting all hours to pay off expenses.  It helps we have the same profession. Sure you’ll meet him soon. 

[spoiled-sutton]

Oh, well that's pretty cool. I debated getting a roommate before I..well before. I'm glad I didn't though. I think I'm a little too OCD. How has work been for you?

[isaiah-dyson-deactivated2014081]

Something like that. There is very little time not spent in my bed when we’re together so I need something comfortable and that can support our….bedroom activities. At the same time I might need a new table and chairs for that same reason. So lets do it. I have money to burn.

[spoiled-sutton]

Models are the biggests sluts. I'm so happy you two found each other. It's good to contain that nymphomania. [grins] Oh well perfect. Consider this us hanging out then. I'll meet you downstairs. [grabs his wallet and stands at the door grabbing Isaiah into the black sedan that awaits them] Never in a million years would have seen this coming, yeah?

[isaiah-dyson-deactivated2014081]

Something a little more sturdy actually. I think we might’ve worn the one I have out a bit since we started seeing each other.

[spoiled-sutton]

So what you're saying is that dick too bomb? You should definitely join me then. I have an interior designer who's letting me look through her showroom for new things. My entire apartment really needs to be refurnished.

[drewnotseacrest]

Wow hi! [hugs him] Where have you been?

[spoiled-sutton]

Hi! [hugs him back surprised] Nice to see you again. I've...I've been down under, Australia for business. How have you been?