i’m too embarrassed to put this on my main

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[lostwiginity]

When he’s had that vibrator inside all day and can’t wait to get home to his octopus boyfriend.

[lostwiginity]

When Squidward is finally in the mood for sponge dick.

[artokaii-deactivated20251018]

So excited for them to get married tomorrow 💙💛

[nicktoonsunite]

This is gonna be short and sweet and to the point. MORE HUMAN SPONGEBOB. Ehm thank you

I don't think I've posted this human bobert doodle here yet but here you go, as a treat

[sic-s3mper-tyrannis]

[geminiagentgreen]

[dragonprincessmew]

[autisticbee]

You ever think about SpongeBob's reaction to Squidward giving him his shirt in The Paper

[sunlit-squid]

Bestie, I kid you not, I think about this scene constantly. The conclusion I’ve come to is that it’s this sort of situation: 

Spongebob wears it as pajamas. 

[simplycinstuff]

I had to 🥺👌💛

[pill6w]

Posted this on instagram and got so much hate hopefully u guys appreciate my hard work…..sigh.

[chatonnoir-deactivated20251011]

There's this local family owned restaurant near me that makes the best fucking chicken tenders I've had in my life and I desperately need to know the recipe in case I move away but its a secret family recipe and I'm this 👌🏽 close to asking if they have a single adult son so I can marry in to the family just for these fucking chicken tenders. Anyway there's a possible fake marriage fanfic plot for you

[chatonnoir-deactivated20251011]

[gilliflowersmaybe]

[ID: A comment by user jojogigi that says “Plankton behavior” followed by an image of Plankton from SpongeBob looking embarrassed]

[spongebobproductionart]

SpongeBob holding flowers animation cels from Tea at the Treedome

[spongebobs-burner-account]

This isn't a shock to anyone, but I'd like to remind you all that this has been going on since SEASON ONE.

[spongecreep]

spongebob squarepants season 1 episode 3, “tea at the treedome”

[iowiymiw]

everyone stop what they are doing and look at this gay porn spongebob in this dykes to watch out for comic

[spongecreep]

spongebob squarepants season 1 episode 2, “reef blower”

full image

[spongecreep]

spongebob squarepants season 1 episode 1, “help wanted”

full image

[dawndauce]

plankton's new evil schemes are a little bit... different 👀

humanizations and the idea belong to @bewalkedi

[niceinchnails]

[niceinchnails]

I wanna catch you like a jellyfish

[mtfoss]

You bring me closer to Bob

[sleepytoycollection]

give us squidbob! it's what the people want!

where's that post that's like, if Sponge and Squid were two anime girls no one would even question this being a popular ship