Alt Gabriel's Angel

Fi | 25 | 18+ |  nonbinary bi |

[scientistman]

[spookiifi]

Morning Tumblr

Some of you may know that I smoke the good shit 🌿 And I have lots of stories

Since I'm working on stories and sketches, I thought I'd share some.

- I smoked a hyrbid pre roll and was convinced humans lived in the Airbnb walls. My older brother wanted to tear out my vocal cords by the end of the day.

- I laughed my ass off when my cat did zoomies around the house, then cried when he took a nap.

- Took a 4 hour nap after smoking a pre-roll. The worst feeling...

- Made up a song about my cat being a mafia god.

- Asked my mom if fish could drown. I never got an answer.

- Took an edible, then kept talking about how soft the weighted blanket was in full detail

[trippiest]

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

[gayofthefae]

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

[trippiest]

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

[gayofthefae]

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

[phlebasthebroenician]

Yahoooooooooo!!!!

[spookiifi]

In my opinion, digital circus is one of the most toxic fandoms I've seen

[pangur-and-grim]

in the spider alien book, this is where the dick comes out. how does everyone feel about that?

[pangur-and-grim]

I'm sorry I forgot to add the pedipalps

[pangur-and-grim]

you guys have to actually buy this book or my publisher's going to be mad at me

[scumtrout]

Sometimes I just look at this photo of when people had to enjoy the local canal (not optional).

[scumtrout]

Sometimes I just look at this photo of when people had to enjoy the local canal (not optional).

[razed-stoner-deactivated2013020]

[lord-kitschener]

Sorry for putting pictures of boobies on your dash.

[neurotoxinsonline]

I’m not

[luna-reverie]

BOOBIES

[crescentbeams]

sorry guys, i usually don’t post NSFW stuff.. but this is a great pair of boobies.

[sleepysmilesamirite]

I love a bouncing pair of boobies.

[capricornian]

I respond to this gifs of cute boobies with a pair of great tits. 

[killer-queen-gunpowder-gelatine]

omg guys. I’m sorry I usually don’t post stuff like this.

[nubocorvi]

boobies are great

[tinsnip]

yeah, boobies are okay, but i know somebody out there is just dying for some cock.

[gwengrimm]

This is what tumbler was made for

[thegreenwolf]

This post just isn’t complete without a picture of the world’s largest pecker.

[daddyslittleoreo666-deactivated]

I love this

[ogress]

that is one huge pecker you got there

[grumpybeardruid-archive-deactiv]

Needs moar tits

[metachimera-deactivated20170726]

What this post needs is a little ass.

[nico-milo-deactivated20180414]

Sorry guys, I don’t usually post NSFW, but you gotta admit, that ass looks great.

[bguiles]

Don’t forget a little pussy

[regvetdream]

YES.

[baguette-lagguette]

All the NSFW

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

How about a nice pair of hooters?

[the-1-and-lonly]

Thank you for this blessed post

[rip-paramour]

This wouldn’t be complete without a dik pic…

[void-the-bear]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[incorrect-voiceplay]

Im not even sorry this doesn’t fit my blog theme. You know for a fact that you needed this in your life.

[iwouldratherbereadingrn]

What this post needs is a big ass.

[1969chevycamaro]

This is why we tumble

[bnuuwitch]

THIS IS WHY WE TUMBLE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[the-chains-are-the-easy-part]

“Io non piangea, sì dentro impetrai.”

—

"I wept not, I within so turned to stone."

Inferno, Canto XXXIII - Dante Alighieri

This piece is a tribute to Maul’s arc and his tragic legacy, heavily inspired by Jean-Baptiste Carpeaux’s “Ugolino and His Sons”. The way Filoni and the writers handled Maul’s story actually disintegrated my soul. He is a man who turned to stone to survive his own life, unwittingly crushing his own innocence and dragging his brothers into the abyss with him. I am officially unwell.

May the Fourth be with you.

[spookiifi]

For my fanfic readers,

My computer thought it would be a GREAT time to turn on and off at random times

So it may be a while until a full chapter of whichever story is posted.

Ugh. Apple devices, why are you like this...

[forestgreenandgray]

does anyone know why this happens ?

[emiett]

Taking the DIES key to the OMEN room

[cursed-and-haunted]

[spookiifi]

My Lucid Dreaming Returns!

And this one was the most fun. I'll put it under the cut to make it easier

@shy-nightmare check it out!

So I got an invitation in the mail that read

We invite you to attend the live performance of "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" this evening.

Dress Accordingly~

No need for purchase!

- Anonymous

...Okay??

So I went anyway and just had a rose on me for some reason? Idk dreams are weird.

The performers were great with portraying the toons, the voices perfect, the costumes. A little too perfect.

Until I realized that these were humanized versions of the toons.

Needless to say that night was great.

And you already know who I gave that rose to

[lowrifaberart]

May the Fourth be with you 😌

(Had to draw Savage too ofc.)