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you punch nazis!
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If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.
Oh hey! Havenāt seen this in forever! Didnāt reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.
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There's a post going around Tumblr about how if you're post-menopausal and have bleeding, you should get it checked by your doctor. I brought some minor bleeding I'd had up in a doctor visit earlier this year, prompted by that post, and this week, after a biopsy, I found out I have cancer. It's early stage and the survival odds at 5 years are 99%. I have an oncologist appointment and we may have caught it early enough that surgery alone will be sufficient treatment (no radiation/chemo).
So that post may have saved my life and it may have made my treatment a lot easier too.
If you get into menopause and then start bleeding again, really, get your reproductive innards checked out. The life you save may be your own.
Me trying to summon a demon so I can finally get fucked like I deserve ;)
So tiktok has basically become a data collector for ICE, if you still have tiktok, delete it now.
Edit to add screenshots. This is extremely dangerous considering what happened with tiktok last year and the rise in ID verifications under the guise of age verifications.
Tell your friends, tell your neighbors, tell your family.
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As is tradition in tumblr culture the locals unearth the corpse of a long deceased figure and drag it across the streets merrily, laughing at what is preserved of the personās words. This custom, seen as morbid in other cultures, is instead done gleefully and with an unmatched enthusiasm
Hey, if you see clickbait articles or see people talking about how "raccoons are domesticating themselves," it's simply not true. Even in urban environments, they are wild animals, and they can carry a hell of a lot of diseases, so please leave them alone.
Urban/Suburban wildlife is not "domesticating itself," the animals are just losing their fear of people and starting to associate us with easy food.
That's not budding domestication. That's trouble waiting to happen that's going to cause both people and animals to get hurt.
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since I know for a fact survival theft will be going up this month, do not steal from Target, they have some of if not The highest end security measures in place, even if they don't call you out on your first theft, they know you did it, and they're waiting until you've stolen enough to get the law involved.
I am dead serious. Do not fucking steal from Target, you Will be caught.
You're already caught, is what you need to understand. Target is well aware you have shoplifted. Hell, most stores are. Policy is to not confront shoplifters because for every thousand who will be confronted, one will cause serious harm to the employee confronting them. Usually out of panic, in my experience, but that's not very comforting to the employee who just got a concussion from getting hit in the head with a lamp. The employees usually don't have health insurance either, because corporate makes sure to keep them scheduled to only so many hours a week, so they don't qualify.
Thus, they will not confront you. But the cameras sure as fuck caught you, and Target does not cut corners in that department. They keep their shit up to date, monitored, and functioning.
What they do is keep track of the frequent offenders. Because shoplifting $50 [USD] worth of goods is just a misdemeanor. Massachusetts has actually set into place a separate law regarding shoplifting, making it different from theft; anything below $250 is a misdemeanor, no jail time. But most states do not have the separate categories. Shoplifting is theft, legally, and the limit is about $500 before it becomes a felony. But theft is always a more serious crime legally in terms of consequences, and you do risk jail time even for a first time offense. You could get it for a misdemeanor if you get a judge that's a particular kind of asshole.
Target makes sure you've committed felony-level theft before they bust you. They record you every time and keep a tally. So you might think you're in the clear, because you've gotten away clean several times. Only for the cops to be waiting for you outside the next time, or worse, show up at your door with a warrant for your arrest that night. [There are cameras in the parking lot too, and your license plate is registered to your address] Target will not drop it either. They will pursue charges. You will absolutely want a lawyer, because they will definitely be using one. A felony doesnāt go away in the United States. You will not be able to change your name legally in the future for any reason without a judge's approval, if at all. You will not be able to adopt children. You will be excluded from adopting from some animal shelters. You will be automatically turned down from pretty much every entry level job for at least five years. You will be denied approval to rent housing. And if you get busted for anything else [speeding, possession of personal use recreational drugs, loitering], you don't get to go home. You're automatically assumed guilty by the cops and you will be a target for quotas.
And if you're leaning on, "well, I'm 14/15, I'm a minor", you will not go down alone. If you are a minor, and a friend or relative who is 21+ is with you, they can be charged too, whether or not they even knew what you were doing. And they can actually face worse consequences than you, because they'll be charged not only as an adult, hell, they might tack on "corruption of a minor" charges. Again, despite the fact your 23yo cousin who just gave you a ride had no idea what you were doing, they will be the one paying the price for your crime. Anyone accompanying you can be charged, but it's especially a problem if they are legally an adult and you are not.
If you are confronted by the police, remember the rules.
"Am I under arrest?"
If "no", the next question is "Am I free to leave?"
If "yes", you are to say clearly, without slang or attitude, "I want a lawyer. Until a lawyer is present, I am exercising my fifth amendment right to remain silent."
And then you shut the fuck up. You answer questions during booking related to your health, such as if you're an insulin-dependent diabetic. You do not speak about the crime you've been arrested for ["what are you here for?" "I've requested a lawyer, and I am not going to comment until I have spoken with a lawyer."], and you do not provoke. The "one phone call" thing is fiction. Your phone call limit is set by the cops and whether or not they're being a particular jackass.
On your phone call:
1.) The calls. Are. Recorded. The calls are recorded. They are recorded. They are recorded and monitored. "I am being held at [jail]. I was taken into custody/arrested at [time]. I requested a lawyer immediately. I am still waiting for the lawyer. I can't talk about anything until I see the lawyer."
2.) If not calling your lawyer, call someone you can depend on to take care of your life, whether you like them or not. If your father is a judgmental asshole, but you know he will absolutely be a Responsible Party, that's who you call. Make the arrangements needed quickly. If your kids need to be taken care of, if your pets need care, etc. Your work needs to be called. The person doing this for you needs to lie, btw. There's been a family emergency. Which isn't actually a lie. ["What kind?" "I can't discuss that right now. We don't have all the details yet. Thank you for understanding, we appreciate your compassion." And then they hang up.]
3.) If you're lucky, your appointed lawyer can get you out of jail on your own recognizance. You will have a trial date. In the meantime, you need to find a criminal lawyer who specializes in shoplifting/theft charges. Contact your local Legal Aid. Ask for help. Be honest with the lawyer.
4.) Don't talk to anyone but the lawyer about the pending case. You can say "I was accused of shoplifting. But it's not smart to talk about it."
5.) Make a plan for if you get jail time. Appoint a legal guardian for your kids, make plans to rehome pets. Do not allow utility bills/rent to put you even more in debt. Legal Aid can help you with what resources are available to you.
And finally
6.) Don't shoplift from Target. They'll ruin your life.
As someone who worked for Target, employees will usually legit not give a fuck if you steal food. It's the management or Karen. Please be nice to the workers. We only call in shoplifting when it is thing like pouring bottles of wine into gallon jugs (saw this with my own two eyes more then once) or if you put your shit stained pants under clean pants when you steal pants (again, many times. One man we called the shit bandit)
Basically, please don't use this post to hate on the poor workers along with good advice if you are ever stopped by the police for anything. They honestly don't care if you stole or not unless you got weird.
This is an appreciation post for the fanfic authors who arenāt included on rec lists
For the fanfic authors who donāt get art of their fics
For the fanfic authors who canāt get to 1000/500/100 hits
For the fanfic authors who donāt get comments/reviews
For the fanfic authors who write for small fandoms
For the fanfic authors who write rarepairs or gen fics
For the fanfic authors who get hate for the ships/characters/fandoms they write
For the fanfic authors who write in English despite it not being their first language
For the fanfic authors who donāt write in English
For the fanfic authors who donāt think anyone reads or likes their work
For the fanfic authors who arenāt big name fans
For the fanfic authors who donāt get requests in their inboxes
For the fanfic authors who canāt write stories that are more than a thousand words
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