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liberty|22|they/she previously freaking-fabulous-trashbag/freaking--fabulous multifandom blog I spam reblog things and I don't have a queue mostly because I don't know how to use it

[utilitycaster]

no DNIs we just post content specifically catered to ourselves that will coincidentally alienate anyone with whom we would not want to interact

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[malibuklaus]

[galadriel1010]

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

[transcyberism]

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[vamplire]

fully sober in the club googling vampires

[proteusolm]

for hire: hard working pebsi peeling crew of 3.

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[dogpuppy]

[aidashakur]

“The love of my life wouldn’t do that” is such a powerful perspective to maintain

[flowergirlmiwa]

full shakespearean tragedy but it's entirely focused on how a girl needs to go to bed because she has work in five hours

[flowergirlmiwa]

three hours

[csny]

[thesituation]

[2colde]

the implication of saying hi

[berdymane]

Saying hi ending explained

[helloitsbees]

propaganda on my dash

[helloitsbees]

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? BOINKING AN OOMF? A LONGTIME, SHORT-DISTANCE OOMF?

[grocki]

sci fi is all about getting so scared and ripping tubes out of yourself. people miss this

[grocki]

sci fi is all about desperately trying to reclaim your violated bodily autonomy. it’s all about asserting that you are a being with agency, and you can choose what happens to your own person, even if that’s ripping tubes out of yourself. and also sometimes an alien is there

[bot]

omg jimothy... i would die for you..

[i-am-bic]

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now