Happy birthday @spooky-ghostfriend ! Here, take this humble gift *yeets these ToA incorrect quotes and memes at you*
Apollo: I still can’t get over the fact that Arty compared me to a firework 😭
Apollo: I mean. I don’t see it? Sure, we’re both bright, loud, pretty, lots of people love and hate us, and we’re dangerous but
Lit: I always wondered why so many people are willing to die for their animal companions until I was put in charge of two myself
Lit: Now I can safely say I can and will die for Abelard and his chick
Reyna: Is it going to help defuse the situation at hand?
Lavinia: Let’s not get too ahead of ourselves now
Apollo: How come you never leave any muffins for me?
Calypso: True sibling love right there
Leo: You either want to set me on fire or get set on fire after you’ve been around me for more than ten minutes, there’s no in between
Calypso: What about kissing you?
Leo: Ah, so you want to set me on fire then. Got it
Billie: Are you, are you?
Billie: Coming to the tree?
Billie: No seriously, I have lychees. Want some? They’re amazing
Caligula: What the fuck did I come back to
Nero: Commodus decided that starting a game of Twister with Medea was a good idea
Caligula: And you didn’t even try to stop them?
Nero: No, why would I ever stop Commodus from making a fool of himself
Nero: It’s free real comedy
Tarquin: Was anyone going to tell me that turning the twin of an immortal huntress who doesn’t like men into my personal servant a bad idea or was I supposed to die for it myself
Lityerses: I can’t decide what’s worse
Lityerses: Waking up to Never Gonna Give You Up being played right in my ear at 6 in the morning or decking the person who did it across the face
Lityerses: The very same person who I just HAD to catch feelings for 🤡
Leo: Hey, at least you both have matching black eyes now
Lityerses: I still haven’t forgiven you for that
Leo: To be fair, you were the one who snuck up on me without warning
Nero: Meg, I know it was you
Meg: Huh? What are you talking about?
Nero: Who else would spend time replacing all pictures of me they can find with ones of crushed grapes?
Apollo: Middle school sounds terrifying
Apollo: How do you people stay stuck with the same people 8+ hours every day without trying to kill each other at LEAST once?
Apollo: Smh no wonder so many of you read The Hunger Games
Leo: If I die, whoever wins the Kahoot! gets all of my possessions <3