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Not just a cat purr, but a cat purring next to you. Purrli recreates the sound and the presence of a cat, online. It's soothing, it's free, and it's purrfect!

This might be the apex of the internet. No, really. You can set it to low and slow and sleepy and it hits something in the hindbrain that kind of melts away anxiety.

thedovahcat

AAAA

humanmeatpie

My cat loves it!!! He can’t stop purring and cuddeling😍😍😍

catsuggest

um this kind of offensive

find-the-beauty-within

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

minato2525

popokko-deactivated20210315

reblog if ur gay and u don't go to bed on time

incorrectlovelivequotes

#um hi it’s mE

onceiwashere

im never letting anyone forget this ever

blu-oktoberfest-deactivated2019

if i ever stop reblogging this assume i’m dead

wordfather

creative curses i like using

shut the hell your mouth

billions of bilious blistering barnacles

what the goose

pirates!

bloody hell

slutbags

motherhugger

lord farquaad

great snakes!

crikey

well i’ll be a bitch

flippity flop you’re a cock

well butter my buns and call me betty crocker

dusty doughnuts

kiss my sass

daily doses of dingleberries

imagineyouricon

imagine your icon as the protagonist of the last show you watched

billciipher

If you need a laugh please look at the tags on this post

getintherobot

bloodfetti-remade-deactivated20

gumball watterson as the protag of tawog

spooky-panacakes

Leafy is here in The Big Bang Theory

nyanchann

kobayashi appreciation post

yournewapartment

“Trick friends into thinking you have your shit together”

Singlehandedly my favorite life hack compilation, below I’ve included my favorites. Read the whole compilation: http://imgur.com/gallery/5991n

1. Put a bunch of shit in jars

You know when you buy rice, pasta, or grains, they come in perfectly good plastic packaging? Well throw them out, pour the contents into big jars, and put them on display. Voila! Oppan cottage-style.

2. Put a hardcover book on your piece of shit bedside table with a bookmark in it.

You were never going to read Crime and Punishment, but you may as well make it look like you did. If you really want to seal the deal, put a pair of glasses that you haven’t worn since high school on top. They’re back in style now, anyway.

3. Get the biggest bowl in your house and fill it with some fucking lemons.

“Better get this out of the way,” you can say just before you sit down for dinner to make sure everyone has seen it, and then never mention it again. Everyone will assume you have jars of homemade lemon curd in your pantry. But I know the truth.

samiholloway

I like this one:

15. Overwhelm your guests by offering them many types of tea.

“Tea? Sure! We’ve just got green, peppermint, chamomile, lady grey, irish breakfast, elderberry, lemon and mandarin, licorice, jasmine, rooibos, cinnamon, or lemongrass.” Just make up the first 10 and end up with the three you actually have in your cupboard; they’ll have forgotten the others by then.

dayoung-remade

are u unfollow, soft block, or hardblock?

lycheegum

I cancel my internet service if someone so much as types to me in a harsh tone

spooky-panacakes

I burn down the whole city's wifi if I get told to KMS

Its the best way to go.

Everything sounds so much better in cursive

YandereDev should stop putting Ayano into hentai games

Kokona and Midori deserve better

Yazuka is not a fucking good idea

Shin is beautiful in a dress

I need to Nico Nico Niifucking kill myself

the-glitter-clit

puddles-of-moonlight

WHY IS THIS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND

chelsea-eve69-deactivated201509

So for all you feminists out their who think that all men should die, remember, you are not a feminist.

basilsilos

reblogging for the last comment

republicangarbage-blog

Yes

xtheycallmeslimshadyx

Legit question, I’m not trying to hate on feminists or anything. Why is it called feminist if they’re for equality?

rockymightartsometimes

castiel-knight-of-hell:

That’s a very good question and thank you for asking so politely.

The word feminism was coined by Charles Fourier in 1837, a French philosopher who advocated for the emancipation of women because he believed society treated women as slaves. We weren’t allowed to vote, own anything, or work a real job. Women were ruled by their fathers/household patriarch until they married at which time they’d be under the rule of their husband. If a woman did not belong to male household she was shunned by society and had very little means to make money, most of them unsavory. You know the idiom “rule of thumb”? That comes from a running joke that started in the 1600s, and was still around in Fourier’s time, that said it was okay for a man to beat a woman with a stick as long as it wasn’t any thicker than his thumb.

The point of the word feminist, and the feminist movement, has never been to say that women are better than men. The point is that women and things associated with women have been given a lesser place in society and we want to bring those things up to a place of equality. The focus is on the feminine because that’s what’s being pushed down. However, focusing on the feminine does not mean we’re focusing only women. Men are belittled and called “less of a man” anytime they portray a trait that is associated with femininity. If women and the feminine were equal to men and masculinity then that wouldn’t happen. Feminism is about raising up things associated with females to have an equal place in society as the things associated with males. It’s called feminism, not equalism, because the focus is on raising up not tearing down. Equalism would suggest that male things need to come down to a lower level so that female things can meet it in the middle. That’s not the point. The point is to raise up the feminine so that it’s on the same playing field that the masculine is already on. We don’t want men to lower themselves, we just want them to make room for us.