The Homosapien Agenda

aye, i’m Ray *finger guns* - he/him pronouns, queer + trans • 10 points if you know where my url comes from (its not steven universe!)

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your parents told you to go to bed early when you were young not because you were tired, because they were tired of you.

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

Young children need 10 hours of sleep every night to properly develop you asshole

[just-shower-thoughts]

The dumbest thing we all did as a kid was wish we were an adult

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

When kids wish to be adults, they’re more often than not wishing for proper autonomy and control over what they do. That’s not a dumb thing to wish for.

[just-shower-thoughts]

People are only going to start caring about pollution when it affects them directly. Companies can post all the ads they want, but unless someone is directly affected, odds are they will just keep doing what they’re doing.

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

Motherfucker it’s the companies FAULT. It doesn’t matter if everyone leaves their lights on all the time or never recycles because WE ARE NOT THE PROBLEM

[just-shower-thoughts]

Worms in apples has been less of a problem than what we expected as kids.

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

Ya cuz we’ve got food regulation codes.

[babyanimalgifs]

Finally

[theawkwardqueerturtle]

This year has been just nonstop chaos

[monzterzack]

What to do if police officers arrive at your home

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[kiracles]

[zombiemaids]

[zombiemaids]

some highlights of the replies to this post because i didn’t realise it had got so monstrously popular:

‘stalin’

‘gerard way’

beetlejuice

markiplier ????

some guy literally just posted his nudes with no context

kinnies

people saying ‘me’

vampires

all of classic rock tumblr

[markiplitessepticeyes]

I love the ???? after markiplier afgsfggf

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

just throw them away then! why is people hoarding stuff that no one wants better. it all has to go somewhere when you die anyway

[girlbossjodiarias]

Wow it’s almost like the problem is our entire commercial fast fashion industry and not Marie Kondo.

[deadmomjokes]

And the clothes nobody wants from donations, you could just as easily tear up to make “t-shirt yarn” and then make thick warm blankets out of them for homeless shelters, animal shelters, some medical facilities, etc. Or you could compost the natural fiber ones (cotton, linen, wool), and make a memory quilt out of the synthetic ones. Or or or, there’s a ton of ways to upcycle clothes if local donation centers really don’t want them–which says something about the donation center itself, rather than Marie Kondo’s methods. Obviously don’t donate stuff that isn’t quality (no torn, stained, or ratty clothes), either find other ways to use them or throw them away.

But yeah, like pp said, it’s almost like the issue is with the way we push people buy and hoard rather than Marie Kondo helping people get their homes and lives in order!

[squided]

May I add, taking the stitches out of clothes that can’t be donated gives you some pieces of cloth which can either be used to make new clothes or if you’re like me and don’t know how to do that, those pieces of cloth come in super useful for everything from keeping doors open to wrapping up annoying leaks in your shower. Double bonus: make sure to clean the cloths well and keep them in a secure place, if you ever get a pretty bad injury (like this one time I accidentally stepped on a trash bag and a large shard of glass impaled my foot) you have something clean to wrap it in while you make your way to the hospital/doctor

[la-laborista-republiko]

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I fucking love these things

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[greenteacology]

Why must I “make a hypothesis” and “have a real research question?” Is it not enough to be sexy and collect random data until I stumble across a discovery?

[porterdavis]

For evil to succeed it is only necessary that good men do nothing

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

“Never again” was said for a reason.

[birdsarecommunists]

Cute music terms to name your children:

Viola

Harmony

Melody

Cadence

Carol

Hymn

Celeste

Clef

Agitato

Oboe Player

F Sharp

♮

Barbaro

Plagal

Smorzando

ii♭ 6-4

Canon in inversion and augmentation

[sosdoestats]

well that escalated quickly

[depsidase]

[michigen]

i emailed them as a joke and they gave me a scarily realistic response and i was too scared o say anything back

[eternal-fractal]

i emailed them and i never got a reply, i’d like you to show yours

[i-change-too-often]

@masochist-incarnate this is the response I got

[hungarianator]

hundreds, perhaps billions

[itscolossal]

Urban Weed Awards Crown Unwanted Plants with Superlatives

[hopeydopey526]

oh to be an urban weed worthy of an award

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