Do Not Fade Quietly

College is a trap

[max-out-of-ten]

I realized I never uploaded all my “Warframe Says” drawings, so I figured I’d make a little master post with all the ones I have so far.

[annabcth]

Well, then the droid does belong to you.

[thejgatsbykid]

Luke: the droid says he belongs to you

Obi Wan, who knows full well that is anakin’s fucking nightmare robot: i don’t recall

[choptail]

Obi Wan said that while making hard eye contact with R2D2. He said that directly into that little disaster-bot’s face. He straight up ‘new identity who dis’ at the swearing robot bastard he’s known for half his life. 

[memesandlaughs]

[g0at-reich24-deactivated2018060]

if you’re irish and you complain about britain “erasing culture” but can’t even speak the language/ don’t know shit about ireland before 1910 then just shut your cakehole nobody cares

[gruene-teufel]

Them being Irish and not being able to speak the language/not knowing shit about Ireland before 1910 is a direct result of Britain erasing culture, you goddamn Vitamin D-deficient circus clown

[chazkuangshi]

My brother got me stardew valley for the switch

oh man time to name my new fa-

………..

[chazkuangshi]

DAMN IT IT DIDN’T WORK I SPENT ALL THAT TIME TYPING FOR NOTHING

[a-soft-fluffy-girl]

Okay but “What the Fuck Farm” is an amazingly perfect name.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

We’re doing Postmodernism is Sociology, and the teacher was talking about ‘language games'— language that is so specialised that unless you’re part of a specific group it’s totally incomprehensible.

And, as an example, he gave us this monstrosity:

And, what’s even worse— I fucking UNDERSTOOD IT. I had to EXPLAIN this to my fucking sociology class.

This is why we should never have let the millenials become teachers.

[lnfini-deactivated20230930]

[weareoracle]

[fog6v7a4m8p5i8r3i8s1m0]

[falseknees]

The Artful Crow Part II

[platypusinplaid]

Everyone please look at this snapping turtle, walking to the pond outside my house, still groggy from a 6-month nap.

[saint-batrick]

the music made this one of the most hilarious things i have ever seen, thank you so much.

[shittymoviedetails]

In the movie venom during the first human trials of the symbiote, the research team is happy that the patients “vitals are holding steady”. This is a reference to the production team not consulting a single medical professional to find out what good vital signs look like.

[thissitewasamistake-deactivated]

Ah yes, a pulse of 136 And an oxygen saturation of 81%

The ideal levels

[luckyspike]

Yes nothing to be concerned about there

Perfectly normal

[tharook]

They said they were holding steady, not that they were holding healthy.

[nudityandnerdery]

“Patient’s vitals are steady.” “Doctor… They’re dead.” “And maintaining that state quite well.”

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

life received

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

a collection of tweets, part 23

(the series)

[toonskribblez]

Medusa but instead of snakes her hair is made of these guys

[arrgh-whatever]

[autogynephiladelphia]

Duolingo bimboification

[regularlesbian]

2019: cute!

2014: classic. Nice.

2012: eats human skin

2011: this might be a harmful black magic sigil

[lilitasticc]

Duo Owl c. 1536

[groovy-mushroom]

0h god he’s the demon of knowledge i knew it

[annoying-copycat-blog]

@handsomme

[little-urban-witch]

Thanks for the free Spanish lessons, Duo Demon

[tritiated]

Set realistic expectations