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flowerinaflame

Ain’t nothing wrong with eating some bread dipped in olive oil, balsamic vinegar and various herbs

hotboyproblems

me at the store: do i want some snacks? nah it’s ok

me at home: past me was a fucking dumbass

civilizationkills

why do people think humans are the peak of evolution. bears get to eat berries and salmon all the time and sleep half the year. how is that not so much more advanced than working every day until i die!

reallytenaciousphantom-verified

Cutthroat Kitchen

Alton Brown: Your first challenge is Toast

Chef 1: Piece of cake, i could make this in my sleep

Chef 2: This is easy for me, Toast is the #1 seller at my resturant

Chef 3: I have never made toast in my life. What even goes into toast?

Chef 4: I kind of blacked out inside the pantry. When i get back to my station, I realize I forgot to grab bread.

@joerexblues

the saddest death in harry potter is my respect for jk rowling

catsuggest

this a beautéful example of the power of teamwork

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kentuckyfriedfungus

No u

biphobic-bisexual

every real estate show with a hetero couple

man: okay but what about my MAN CAVE?

woman: wow this is a great closet but where will we put my husband’s clothes? ha ha ha

fey-allanna

The realtor laughs forcefully at Wife’s closet jokes. He is so tired. Husband and Wife remind the realtor that this house doesn’t have that 7th bedroom they are looking for while also being a downtown apartment with a view. The realtor nods and assures them that their dream home is out there. His platitudes disgust even himself. A laugh track plays when Husband remarks that the kitchen will be perfect for Wife. Husband brags that he does not know the difference between a washing machine and an oven, and the laugh track plays on. Did this show always have a laugh track? The realtor no longer knows. He laughs along with the invisible crowd, broken and alone.

bottomthedonkey

Did you just HGTV Gothic?

stonedbabyygirl

drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch

lotrscenery

Oregon

purplebuddhaproject

“You may not control all the events that happen to you, but you can decide not to be reduced by them.””

— Maya Angelou (via purplebuddhaquotes)

a1-b2c3-deactivated20230114

why are star wars planets more boring than earth and our solar system like sure we’ve seen desert, snow, diff types of forest, beach, lava, rain, but like…

rainbow mountains (peru)

red soil (canada/PEI)

rings (saturn’s if they were on earth)

bioluminescent waves

northern lights (canada)

salt flats (bolivia, where they filmed crait but did NOTHING COOL WITH IT except red dust?? like??? come ON)

and cool fauna like the touch me not or like, you know, the venus flytrap.. and don’t get me started on BUGS like… we have bugs cooler than sw aliens

BASICALLY like???? come on star wars you had one (1) job where are the cool alien species

wearethesparkk

I KNOW!! I did a report on filming locations in Star Wars last year and just made a list of places that looked so surreal they could make a convincing other planet. You covered some on my list but if I could just add a couple more: