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What Women Want, according to the first 10 minutes of The Old Guard:

- cool sunglasses

- to be called “boss”

- big snuggly hugs from guys who are not romantically interested in you

- baklava

- an axe

ardatli

I see no lies here.

robotmango

what women want, according to the last ten minutes of the old guard:

- more women friends in the gang

- painkillers

- assistance murdering pharmaceutical executives

zombeesknees

#once again: no lies detected

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ultrafacts

Source

Video of Tama

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The picture in the background of the second one

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Tama is boss

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cat-fandom

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

ultrafacts

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

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For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

karinanotcinerina

Beautiful.

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Now I’m crying thanks

sapphic-matriarchy

and a new cat was hired right?

clarenecessities

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

beasti

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

lafayettelabaguette

Law

tooiconic

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

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Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016). There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

linkislost

a legacy

bemusedlybespectacled

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

kindaoffkilter

“Sun-tama-tama” (a pun off of “Santama”, lit. “third Tama”) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tama’s successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, “I will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.” [25]

As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tama’s Twitter account.

cryoverkiltmilk

Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better

northeastartist

You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.

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The shrine of Tama Daimyōjin (Great gracious deity Tama), next to the Kishi station where she worked.

Nitama presenting her yearly offerings to Tama Daimyōjin on the anniversary of Tama’s Death, June 23 (The offerings are presented by the company president, as Nitama is a cat and thus can’t hold the offerings herself) (Not pictured, but also present, Yontama)

twimmythebabywitch

you cannot pass without reblogging guys. i’m sorry, i don’t make the rules.

dduane

You can’t not reblog a goddess. It’s just what’s so. :)

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Imagine you are paid in food to greet people, and people like you so much you become a goddess after you die.

petermorwood

Reblogging every time it crosses my dash. (Claps hands thrice, bows.)

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draculasdaughter

Illustrations from The Black Cat magazine, vol. 16 (1910-1911).

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Frans Lanting: A baby albatross is weighed in South Georgia, 1989

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cat sees a Christmas tree for the first time

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Festive bulb 🎄

Mitch McConnell only remains in his current position of majority leader of the senate if the republicans maintain their majority. If Warnock and Ossoff both win their races for Georgia’s two senate seats, the republicans will NO LONGER have the majority in the senate and thus Mitch McConnell loses his oh-so-exploited ability to stop bills from coming to the senate floor to be voted on. It’s not just about the individual support checks, either. The bills is also about extending unemployment and extending the freeze on evictions across the country as well. And McConnell will block it from being voted on for as long as he is in the position to do so, which he will retain unless Warnock and Ossoff win. If you can donate to either Warnock or Ossoff’s campaigns, PLEASE DO SO. Right now it looks like both of them have a genuine shot at winning their races, but neither is assured. There’s still time to help them both to a win. And a win for them WILL BE a win for us all.