flaming

if u a bitch, u a bitch

[aforest2006remaster]

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

[aforest2006remaster]

you know… these guys

[fanotastic]

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

[citrineghost]

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

[lonevarg]

@fanotastic more worms

[fanotastic]

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

[fanotastic]

Fuck you guys.

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

My fellow fuckers, I present you-

384

[fanotastic]

Happy Pride Month

The worm curtain is GAY

[dankmemeuniversity]

[destinyrush]

white men are literally demons 

[benwooxxi]

expose his ass Abbigail

[inkskinned]

young me, horrified: who are you?? current me, sipping on a martini made from only the finest vodka, wearing a smile that could easily be mistaken for a snarl: i’m you but bitter

[heartcramp-blog]

Do not take a baby into a movie theater

Do not take a baby into a movie theater

Please do not take your baby into a movie theater

Please do not take your mother-fricking baby into this expensive-ass movie theater

IF YOU MUST, THEN PLEASE LEAVE THE THEATER WHEN YOUR DEMONIC PIECE OF SHIT STARTS SCREECHING

[dedededededededededededededenne]

Also you shouldn’t bring your baby to the theater because the movies can be really loud and damage their fragile ears

[heartcramp-blog]

Yes. Think of the children

[i-effed-it-all-up-deactivated20]

u kno how when u were a kid u could ride in the car and be totally unaware of anything goin on around the car and just be chill

but then u took driver’s ed and u started learning all the rules and now even if ur just in the passenger seat u can’t help noticing all the shitty things ppl do on the road?

that’s what social justice is like

[animatedamerican]

… that’s actually a really good analogy

well done

[mermensch]

and you start noticing it in your parents’ too.

[toastyhat-deactivated20180203]

one of my favorite tropes is when your group of main characters has been split up for questioning and they’re all answering the same questions in a neatly-spliced montage

[starfieldcanvas]

my favorite trope is when the stories blatantly and hilariously conflict

[xyzxyzxyzlsmajdnakdbskehjls]

I have a story

My eighth grade teacher told me this. So back when he was in uni is the setting. It’s friday, and he and a few buddies have this big test on monday. Now, they do need the weekend to study, but theydecide they wanna go skiing instead (#justcanadianthings). So, they do go skiing all weekend and don’t study a bit. They decide they’re gonna tell their professor that a tire popped and they were stuck in the mountains and had to skip (keep in mind, this was in the 80’s, not a lot of phones/no internet). They skip the test day, spend it studying, they go the next day to their professor and explain their ‘situation.’ He says it’s okay, understandable, and that they can do the test now. Seats each of them at each corner of the class. He leaves the class, then comes back with their tests. On the test paper is one question.

“Which tire was it that popped?”

[miridai]

[bitchycode]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[ballcocktail]

Why do you keep saying that?!

[process-them-all-1989]

Heteronormativity in action.

[tatsuhiisa]

Ramona don’t have time for your bisexual erasure

[bibecamitchell-deactivated20150]

bisexual people when they see bisexual erasure

[melee-hell]

[normalshrimp]

[raudrfox-remaking-deactivated20]

[coezoiudinha]

[lookatmeheyoverhere-deactivated]

you can naruto run but you can’t naruto hide

[doctormccoys]

..Yeah, I went on a date in New York.

[apicturewithasmile]

I appreciate John’s story but the fact that OP blurred out Amy Schumer is the funniest think I’ll see all week and it’s only tuesday.

[guy]

if u ever feel bad about urself just remember that mona lisa is one of the baddest bitches of all time and her eyebrow game weak lmao she ain’t even got any eyebrows