Soft And Screaming

Mack. Nonbinary. He/Him, They/Them. INTP. 23. Snapchat: nootmann Instagram: lemon.curd Personal posts tagged as "mack has a crap attack" Profile pic drawn by garnetsart PayPal: https://www.paypal.me/MackDaddi

[desdemonadaae]

Don't👏Watch👏Phantom👏Of👏The👏Opera👏If👏You👏Aren't👏Ugly👏And👏Live👏In👏The👏Basement

[edromyheart]

My landlord came to fix an issue to day with the apartment. He looks around the living room at the decor and the newly painted walls.

In a heavy Russian accent: “Your wife have very good sense of style.”

Me: “Actually, I live here alone.”

Landlord: “Ah, homosexual. Figured. I live in the apartment under you.”

Me: 😳

[itsaruse]

[cassandrapentayaaaaas]

Fic tag: slow burn

Me, cracking my knuckles: not if you read it fast enough

[denisforkas]

[anindexofmetals]

Dream of the Twelfth Labour, 2017

[incorrectgotgquotes]

Gamora: [opens first aid kit] WHY WOULD YOU FILL IT WITH CHEETOS??

Peter: [bleeding] It was funny at the time.

[lmaonade]

when i hear a funny joke i’m like [SEE URL]

[shitter]

shitter

[lmaonade]

shitter

[rising-fandoms]

Becoming re-obsessed with fandoms/ships/character is the best feeling in the world, it feels like coming home, you’re like oh yeah this is why i loved you so much

[yourbigsisnissi]

Pro tip: you don’t have to be friends with an ex. “We can still be friends” is a cliche people say. But usually you can’t be friends with your ex until you both are in a space where there is no romantic connection at all. And that’s not going to be right after a break up.

In order to open a chapter of friendship, you have to close the chapter of being in a relationship. And if you break up but then still talk and say I love you and I miss you, you’re just in a limbo where your feelings will be hurt

So

If you hear “we can still be friends”, you can reply “I appreciate that. I need some space right now, and I’ll let you know if that works for me. For now, it’s too soon and too hurtful. Please let me deal with this break up on my own. I will reach out to you if I’m ready to”

[redact-a-blog]

[tyleroakley]

Finally, I can be me.

[roryomolly]

jessie’s girl has got it goin on

[roryomolly]

you know i wish that i had stacy’s mom

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

judging by how angry the headline is I think he was actually successful

[maxknightley]

[through gritted teeth, veins visibly bulging] Actually you’ll find that I’m not mad at all, and also, that everyone who disagrees with me is a moron anyway

[laundryandtaxes]

The thing about the “and they were roommates” girl is I bet she really did just say something truly wild or explosive that totally warranted the unbelieving “and they were roommates”

[dennys]

Delicious fun for the whole family! Or just one person!

[papasuislide]

Is Denny’s even advertising anymore

[dennys]

We sell pancakes

[doglets-deactivated20140515]

hey if you teach your parrot to say ‘parrot’ it’s probably as close as you’ll get to owning a pokemon

[thedisreputabledog]

My brother tells a story about his roommate’s parrot, that everyone who came to the house would say “you’re a bird!” to it so the bird would repeat the phrase back, no big. Until one day my brother was alone in the house with it and heard it say, very quietly, “I’m a bird.” My brother almost dropped a plate.

[srrybabe]

[romanticism-art]

Surf near coast of Crimea, 1880, Ivan Aivazovski

[purposeovercomfort]

a winged victory