Maria💗☁️

I stan a lot of ppl

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Let’s end the discussion

In Italy they don’t put pineapple on their pizza. As it’s pizza’s country, no, they shouldn’t have pineapple on it.

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Me in a nutshell

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Thor: You can’t just restart your life every time something goes wrong

Loki: I can and you’ll watch me do it. *Stabs himself*

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One of my fish died, but it wasn’t really a fish, it was a little man who lived in my fish tank.

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God, I didn’t read the username and it makes a huge difference on the context of this post

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Jake: That’s the best thing since the catapult.

Amy: Isn’t the expression ‘best thing since sliced bread?’

Jake: Yes, but what’s cooler, some sliced pieces of wheat or, and hear me out, a medieval siege weapon?

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Richie: Oh my God, this dog is so cute!!

Eddie: You say cute, I say absolute demon.

Richie: Hey! Things can be cute and absolute demons. Just take you for example.

Eddie, blushing: Y-you think I’m cute?

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n nn nnn n,,

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He’s insulting himself

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ive never seen a dog look so angry

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Brain: R u sleepin?

Me: Yeah, shut up

Brain: The word “suns” upside down is stil suns

Me: *Can’t sleep*

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When tv shows have teenagers characters that are portrayed by 30-years-old

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Aa, the joy of singleness...