I'm The Video Game Boy

I'm the one who wins.

[hawkofkrypton]

babe wake up, Disney is building up to a real life Bite Of 87

[alwerakoo]

Disney workers in a few years

[frogmoss1]

if you manage to run across this line without falling into any of the adjacent states, they let you pee in the white house whenever you want

[matemisho]

US secret hack #20

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

i can hear my boyfriend listening to markiplier in the bathroom instead of cuddling me i know what estranged housewives feel like when they see their husbands mistress

[potionem]

[hellmurderisland]

i have one braincell and its occupied by the alpha kids at all times

[catchymemes]

[zpamtondiedinablender]

reblog this to entrap the person you reblogged it from in a grain silo

[cuteskitty]

*does this to you*

[riougenkaku23]

I refuse to let this stay in just the tags

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

Question: how long does a stick of deodorant last you?

[pulmosan-deactivated20200908]

Usually only 3 or 4 bites.

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

Why do I even bother

[impaled]

[heateron]

i’m not one of those old souls this is definitely my first life i am rawdogging it. and badly

[jawd]

it fuckin WIMDY

[sidneygale]

Girlfriend Time

[kakyoinryoko]

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

[kakyoinryoko]

this has rendered me speechless

[foulserpent]

me: [typing post that says ‘i just remembered i never beat off’]

me, internal: watch out! you say ‘beat off’ here to mean completing a playthrough of ‘off’, the 2008 rpg video game by mortis ghost. however, the phrase ‘beat off’ is also euphemism for masturbation! without context, it would appear you were talking about masturbating!

me: whoa….id better be more careful!

gigantic centipede above me: [dematerializes]

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

consuming media uncritically if my favorite character kills I will too

[highway51archive-deactivated202]

going to start a discord server called “forced hyperfixations” and there will be a list of thousands of obscure tv shows no one’s heard of and we’ll have a lottery on the 1st of every month and whoever knows the most trivia by the end of the month wins. Tv shows from previous months will be immediately banned from discussion forever