[pepperonipages]

This was actually a collaboration I did with @spookyty

[qumi]

me: *says the vaguest most incoherent shit ever*

me: you know what i mean :/

[fuks]

Makin It Clap With No Hands 😍👏🏼💯💦

[gailslunchbox]

it is International Women’s Day and National Pancake day and that is honestly such a beautiful thing because I love eating both

[goalsmami]

if my son cheats on his girlfriend ima smack the shit out of him and send the girl a sephora giftcard.

[plankhandles]

Cooking show I desperately want: Professional chefs compete to wow and astound totally amateur food critics who don’t know dick about shit. Get eliminated on totally arbitrary grounds such as “I don’t like sour cream.”

[popcultureprodigy]

This is the timeline expressions of my day to day life decisions

[spookyty-blog]

me: *has a problem that needs to be addressed directly*

me: if I fake my death right now i'll literally never have to deal with it

[motiya]

i feel homesick constantly not for a place but for a person

[zikkimyeyin]

[kumasenpai]

Brah

[fonzworthcutlass]

damn she thicc

[nocturnexiii]

If anyone’s wondering, these were just made in rice cookers. (It has to be the nicer kind with the pressure cooker style lid not the cheap ones with just a simple glass lid.) I use mine all the time to make small coffee cakes; it’s the same thing with these giant pancakes. You just hit the white rice cycle three or four times until the pancake is thoroughly cooked. There’s actually a Japanese cooking blog that detailed all kinds of variations like making cheesecakes and pancakes with fruit filling and stuff like that.

[spyderqueen]

Note to self, get new rice cooker with the pressure cooker style lid.

[batshit-byronic]

[spookyty-blog]

Me, sipping a lemonade and watching my life go to shit: hoo boy I'm gonna have to deal with that some day

[spookyty-blog]

me: i'd love to be in a relationship

*is shown any kind of affection*

me: yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes yik

[anamorphosis-and-isolate]

[milespierre]

[spookyty-blog]

me: sets a perfectly reasonable deadline for myself to accomplish a task

also me: ignores the task, the deadline, myself,

[weloveshortvideos]