quotes from the server "THE COUNCIL THAT MEETS IN THE DEPTHS OF CHILI'S", said by members and tupperbots alike. feel free to edit the sentences to fit your ask. OK for RP BLOGS to reblog!
❝ i don't know what kinda candy it is but it feels illegal and i am in. ❞
❝ "After committing a dangerous and disrespectful crime, Peepy is out on bail and ready to come to your house." me too buddy you aint special. ❞
❝ these children even have a mugshot. ❞
❝ This is the best possible outcome. ❞
❝ baby im not even here. im a hallucination. ❞
❝ Let brian join a gang ❞
❝ your life ends now. ❞
❝ What are you dOING DOWN THERE???? ❞
❝ this game is rigged! ❞
❝ He is pouring us a brimming glass of spiders today. ❞
❝ Dang I could never be tall. Terrible. ❞
❝ COME HERE LET ME GIVE YOU A HUG ❞
❝ Baby my medical history be lookin like scp files you've never even HEARD of- ❞
❝ what a great start to our adventure. ❞
❝ SOMEONE HELP ME IM SHORT ❞
❝ Y'all ever just inhale then you exhale AND YOU LIVE?! ❞
❝ you fool. i am omnipotent in minecraft ❞
❝ HELP???? ❞
❝ I KEEP HEARING WEIRD NOISES WHAT IS HAPPENING ❞
❝ I got lost in the Netherack sauce ❞
❝ I MISS MY WIFE, MINECRAFT ❞
❝ im just a little birthday girl, you wouldnt bonk a little fella on her birthday would you? ❞
❝ JAIL FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS ❞
❝ He can’t do the customer service voice he’s going to make someone cry. ❞
❝ WHATS A WHIRLYPOP ❞
❝ we’d like to speak with Victoria. ❞
❝ Unfortunately i am, by law, bound to music at All Times ❞
❝ I LOVE THAT ❞
❝ this only proves my point that children are the most destructive species ❞
❝ 4 am is gremlin screaming hours ❞
❝ The more I write my son, the more I feel bad for him ❞
❝ Why would you aim at the tiny people when you could adopt them ❞
❝ I love that moment, it's my favorite when you're alive. ❞
❝ She's coming for you. ❞
❝ ricearoni is now candy. ❞
❝ please go back to sleep before you say something cursed again. ❞
❝ I MAY HAVE BEEN IMAGINING THE WRONG ERA OF POPCORN MAKER ❞
❝ I mean I'll kill you but softness isn't really my forte if you get me ❞













