dead viper

Hi, my name is Vitor, I'm 18, my blog sucks and Hoenn was confirmed.

[8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525]

So my grandmother passed recently, and I got her will

My birth father was always a piece of shit, always stealing from his mother and ditching his kids whenever he could, I got to his part of the will and

Grammy had the last laugh

[battlefalcon]

This is actually done for legal reasons. If Chad was excluded from the will entirely, he could make the case that he was supposed to be included but was forgotten, and get a big chunk of the estate. By explicitly giving him $1, it shows he wasn’t forgotten so he doesnt have a case.

[the-all-seer]

Making a note for the future

[yehudah]

[homofied]

Watch the whole thing

[babyanimalgifs]

Western spotted skunks 

(via)

[aviculor]

@vixxey

[gay-irl]

Gay😈irl

[gay-irl]

gay🐶irl

[that-twink-over-there]

[homopower]

[psyduckscience]

[ruinsofxerxes]

oh you’re watching fullmetal alchemist? i love that anime. the way it just [clenches fists] [falls on the floor] [begins crying] sh i t.…

[the-moon-to-her-sun]

wait i just started reading the manga is sad shit gonna happen

[ruinsofxerxes]

[kataara]

Gif request/a:tla meme - Appa & Momo

[srsfunny]

Can’t Wait To See This Movie

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Finally, a summer blockbuster that takes risks O.O

[brachial-saur-blog]

Her other daughter is fucking ripped

[magicbat]

I like Black Widow peaking around her dress

[mews]

patreon.com/berkeleymews

[tastefullyoffensive]

[kuttithevangu]

Losing my mind about this photo a New Hampshire family used to advertise that their pet serval had gone astray. Some facts about this cat:

- his name is Spartacus

- he has a residency permit from the NH department of fish and game

- he HAS been found safe

[creekfiend]

A slinky

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Wiping off mustard from your boyfriend's mouth after he ate a hot dog too aggressively

[fabrickroll]

Is that gay porn?

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[weirdness-is-good]

[bunjywunjy]

Do you know any cursed pumpkin facts?. I love pumpkins

growing Giant Pumpkins is an intense and highly competitive practice as growers produce larger and larger pumpkins every year and enter them in various competitions.

the largest pumpkins currently top a ton in weight, and seeds from these prize-winning goliaths can sell for hundreds of dollars apiece proving there is indeed such a thing as a Pedigree Pumpkin.

[draconym]

Did you know that in Oregon there is a boat race where the boats are pumpkins? It’s called the Giant Pumpkin Regatta and it looks like this:

[sheepscot]

Damariscotta Maine also has a pumpkin regatta, most are like the picture above where paddles are the propelling force but a special section has engines attached to the pumpkins

the pumpkinfest also gives out giant pumpkin seeds (for free!) for people to grow. During the festival you can see the racers construct their boats

[slushyseals]

So there’s this seal rehabilitation center I like to watch the livestream of from time to time. This morning was pool cleaning day, the day they weigh the rescue seals and photograph them to keep track of their rehabilitation progress as a sudden change in weight is a serious health indicator among other things. The box helps keep them on the scale as, otherwise, you cannot weigh bouncy boys.

This seal was having NONE OF IT. One of the workers was attempting to get the seal to turn so they could get a photo of its side. (They are not hitting the seal, at most she is giving him a little shove in the direction it needs to turn.) HE DID NOT LIKE BEING TOUCHED WITH THE SQUEEGEE.

He did NOT like his photo being taken!

As soon as they took the box to weigh one of the other seals HE STOLE THE FRIGGIN’ SQUEEGEE!!! 

[cheyneshapedvoid]

It’s a pool-cleaning day at the rehab center, and you are an angery seal.

[mysharona1987]

[cecilpedia]

You👏can👏be👏lgbt👏and 👏a👏bigot

[odinsblog]

Some of the most racist people I’ve met have been white gay people. Once I met a “mixed” white couple, where one was a Young Republican™ and the other was a Democrat. They were my age and we were all in college. Both of them were racist af.

[lovebigcocksallday]

Gay and Trump 2020 doesn’t make me a white supremacist you fucking idiots

[le-dreadmau5]

[yesterdaysprint]

Daily Mirror, England, February 18, 1930 Image © The British Library Board. All Rights Reserved.

[gay-jesus-probably]

Eternal respect to the bitch on the right dressed as a cavewoman