a fangirl

i need help

[gerardwaysbob]

Euripides, from “Orestes” (trans. Anne Carson) x Are Dan and Phil in a Relationship?

[just-shower-thoughts]

Both the basement and attic are equally scary, despite being at opposite ends of a house.

[stolespring]

house owners just live in a scary sandwich

[just-shower-thoughts]

0 isn’t a number , It is a portal that all the numbers that pass through it became negative or positive

[just-shower-thoughts]

Walking down the stairs is falling with extra steps.

[theodd1sout-deactivated20210101]

Thanksgiving conversations are always so awkward.

[spoopydumpling]

i’m crying, it’s so accurate

[kingjaffejoffer]

Just called my new boss by the wrong name in a meeting in front of everyone

[gemestoned]

What happened next??

[kingjaffejoffer]

Awkward silence from everyone

Nobody corrected me. I eventually found out a few mins later when someone called him by the right name

[team-bear-arms-deactivated20220]

Call him by the wrong name again, but a different one than you just used.

[hvlth-gxth-deactivated20170928]

Call him by the same wrong name again but forcefully and with eye contact. You’re the boss now.

[ideokinesis-deactivated20191229]

Introduce yourself by his name and call him by your own name. You’re the boss now.

[just-shower-thoughts]

We don’t know, nor will we ever know what a T-rex sounded like, yet we instantly recognize a T-rex roar when we hear it.

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

T rexes didn’t roar they honked actually

[kittyking445]

Just imagine running through the forest with a loud honking following you

[peachscenes]

bros who game together gay together (please don’t steal/repost thanks! likes n reblogs r appreciated)

[spoopydumpling]

I’m not crying. You are.

[just-a-humble-garbagecan]

[spoopydumpling]

If this ain’t me

[iraffiruse]

How resourceful

[thescienceofjohnlock]

It doesn’t matter what you do it still looks like a cock.

That’s it for this week, goodnight.

[ibelieveinturtles]

If anyone’s needing a laugh, have a look at all these dick shaped cakes 😂

[theundeadghouls]

10/10 would recommend 😂

[spoopydumpling]

If I’m not given one of these for my birthday, I do not wAnt it

[coral]

[just-a-lil-while-longer]

WHORE, LOVELY, BEAUTIFUL… whore was my first one 💀💀💀

[bucketofsadmad]

Sad love broken

[starvethearies]

Whore, funny, lovely.

[unstableryuu]

Broken, Funny, Sad

[journalofafatty]

Fat, Funny, Whore lmaooo

[riverdal-writter-deactivated201]

Plop, whore, cab…

Am I okay?

[farrah2001]

a fat, sad, whore.

thank-you.

[theundeadghouls]

broken, clutz, funny

WOw accurate

[spoopydumpling]

Nice, lovely, bi

The accuracy

[nihilist-toothpaste]

[spoopydumpling]

My heart

[isaktangis]

God: *creates Isak*

God: I'd like to see anybody top that!

Even: I'll top that

God:

[evyisaks]

Settle down with me and I’ll be your safety. kiss me like you wanna be loved. This feels like falling in love. we are falling in love.

“i’m just thinking of our future”

[spoopydumpling]

They look like lovesick puppies in high school, I'm crying again

[cholyena]

There are worse things in the world than a boy who likes to kiss other boys.

 - Aristotles and Dante Discover The Secrets of The Universe 

[greathalesonfire]

Troye Sivan // TALK ME DOWN

[spoopydumpling]

I’m not crying, you’re crying

[callmedemjin-deactivated2022041]

how to stop your OTP from ruining your life

lmao you can’t

[spoopydumpling]

as a fangirl of multiple fandoms, i can confirm