fuck neopets tbh

im jane. this is a neopets blog. im seaotter128128 on neopets so u should be my neofriend. pls check out my ufa pets i have so many of the fuckers its ridiculous

[brucicle]

Someone tried to take their Vandagyre to the Magma Pool. TNT messed up, and now we have Schrödinger’s Neopet.

[chocolatescorchio]

I had to pay almost 1000 more NP to buy it from someone else but goddamit, shit like this cannot be encouraged.

[neostruggz]

*offers friend a burger*

"oh sorry I don’t eat meat.  do you have any veggie burgers?"

"no but you should meet my neopet"

[pirakeet]

So, I’m at a smiling tree with arms. It is covered in shoes, barbed wire and fish that reflect the beautiful colours of that ever-present rainbow. While I’m deciding whether or not to grab a Cheery Plant with smiles, a faerie from space comes down and drops a baggy of shrooms in my lap. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think TNT was trying to get me high. What do you think, upside down floating kitten?

[spottedlupe]

The signs as neopets

Aries- Draik

Taurus- Yurble

Gemini- Gelert

Cancer- Blumaroo

Leo- Aisha

Virgo-Chia

Libra- Vandagyre

Scorpio- Elephante

Sagittarius- Mynci

Capricorn- Ixi

Aquarius- Krawk

Pisces- Pteri

[pitbul-s-deactivated20150709]

[unfollower-deactivated20260220]

guys who are purposefully negative towards girls on dating websites to get replies call it ‘negging’ and i get that its a really awful thing but all i can think of when i hear it is neggs from neopets

[deadaisha]

Fugers my green uni

[inconsistant-vault-dweller]

He wants to show you his snake.

[neofukker]

I’m in love but they will never happen

[kougranip-deactivated20150516]

Starting to wonder if Neopets is just going to never get fixed and is going to slowly fade away into a sad abyss.

[saiika-archive-blog]

who logs onto neopets and thinks “this is is a great place to ask for gay fic recommendations that may or may not be adult material”

[angrypteriss]

i got this

[andthenitfeelslikefreedom-blog]

i love neopets.com

[tombol-r]

i used google images’ “visually similar images” search to find out what all the camouflage neopets are really supposed to be blending in with. see all neopets here (sorry about compression, it’s a big-ass image)

[eyriesandalbats]

[lostbellchime]