blue neighbourhood

[jesswhitlock]

Someone: "How are you today?”

The hallucination of Edward Cullen that I keep around at all times: "Lie."

[bob-belcher]

[queer-rear-of-the-year]

[faggottt]

90% of my day is me being nervous

[thepersonalquotes]

[freshest-memes]

This speaks to me on a different level

[photosbygy-deactivated20200605]

No one breaks your heart more than you do by overthinking every goddamn little thing

[eroscestlavie]

someone take me out. either in the date way or the assassination way

[thecommonchick]

Men: why you bringing such a big bag?

Also men: Can I put this in your bag?

[humorstaff]

[cocaineteas]

[shorts-and-underwear]

😂😂

[men-in-shorts]

Now if you don’t smile at this , you are a lost cause !!

[jussghetto-deactivated20230925]

This was beautiful

[modernelf-deactivated20190514]

I don’t understand how in movies when there’s some scene about someone sitting on the bus and thinking about life they just have their head rested against the window and it looks so calming and shit like no have you ever put your head against a window while the bus is moving it feels like your cranium is a blender and your brain is becoming a smoothie

[angelic-pvssy]

Be the energy you want to receive.

[aamykingg-deactivated20190106]

me: im a mature adult and i grew out of one direction years ago

*one direction starts playing*

me:

[shesmelancholy]

[vahkarian]

Squidward is me, I am Squidward

[cut3blogger-deactivated20140319]

“we’re having guests over come downstairs”

[thomaholland]

the answer may surprise you